English fiction -- 19th century; Labor unions -- Fiction
“There--the large stone shall revolve rapidly, say from north to south;
the small one from south to north: that is the idea which has just
struck me, and completes the invention. It is to be worked, not by one
grinder, but two. A stands south, and passes the saw northward between
the two grindstones to B. The stones must be hung so as just to allow
the passage of the saw. B draws it out, and reverses it, and passes it
back to A. Those two journeys of the saw will grind the whole length of
it for a breath of two or three inches, and all in forty seconds. Now
do you see what I meant by the grammar of mechanics? It was the false
grammar of those duffers, grinding a long thing sideways instead of
lengthways, that struck my mind first. And now see what one gets to
at last if one starts from grammar. By this machine two men can easily
grind as many big saws as twenty men could grind on single stones: and
instead of all that heavy, coarse labor, and dirt, and splashing, my
two men shall do the work as quietly and as easily as two printers, one
feeding a machine with paper, and his mate drawing out the printed sheet
at the other end.”
“By Jove,” said Dr. Amboyne, “I believe this is a great idea. What do
you say, Mr. Bayne?”
“Well, sir, a servant mustn't always say his mind.”
“Servant be hanged!” said Little. “THAT for a friend who does not speak
his mind.”
“Well, then, gentlemen, it is the most simple and beautiful contrivance
I ever saw. And there's only one thing to be done with it.”
“Patent it?”
“No; hide it; lock it up in your own breast, and try and forget it. Your
life won't be worth a week's purchase, if you set up that machine in
Hillsborough.”
“Hillsborough is not all the world. I can take it to some free
country--America or--Russia; there's a fortune in it. Stop; suppose
I was to patent it at home and abroad, and then work it in the United
States and the Canadas. That would force the invention upon this
country, by degrees.”
“Yes, and then, if you sell the English patent and insure the
purchaser's life, you may turn a few thousands, and keep a whole skin
yourself.”
Little assured Bayne he had no intention of running his head against the
Saw-grinders' Union. “We are very comfortable as it is, and I value my
life more than I used to do.”
“I think I know why,” said Dr. Amboyne. “But, whatever you do, patent
your invention. Patent them all.”
Henry promised he would; but soon forgot his promise, and, having tasted
blood, so to speak, was soon deep in a far more intricate puzzle, viz.,
how to grind large circular saws by machinery. This problem, and
his steel railway clip, which was to displace the present system of
fastening down the rails, absorbed him so, that he became abstracted in
the very streets, and did not see his friends when they passed.
One day, when he was deeply engaged in his studio, Bayne tapped at the
door, and asked to speak to him.
“Well, what is it?” said the inventor, rather peevishly.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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