Antique dealers -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century
The tone rather than the words challenged attention. Hunsaker stopped
talking, staring at Quinney.
"Sorry?" repeated Jordan.
"Sorry, sir, that so busy a man should have come here. The chairs are
like the Pevensey chairs, but they are not authentic specimens. I told
Mr. Hunsaker that we dealers was done sometimes."
"Often," murmured Tomlin mournfully.
"Yesterday afternoon, Mr. Tomlin and I discovered that these chairs are
not what they appear to be." He moved to his desk. "Here is your
cheque, Mr. Hunsaker. I return it."
"Suffering Moses!" exclaimed Hunsaker.
"I am sorry," said Quinney, "that Mr. Jordan should be disappointed, but
his verdict, no doubt, will coincide with mine and Thomas Tomlin’s."
"Finest fakes I ever saw in all my life," murmured Tomlin.
Hunsaker stared at his cheque, and then held out his hand to Quinney.
"By the Lord, sir, I’m proud to know you. You’re the straight goods."
"Give us time," said Tomlin, "and we’ll find you a genuine set."
The big fellow was almost, but not quite, at his ease. He admitted to
himself that his former pupil had risen to heights above his master.
Nevertheless, the victory was not yet assured. He continued
grandiloquently:
"We dealers are prepared to pay for our mistakes, but we don’t want ’em
made public."
Hunsaker exclaimed with enthusiasm:
"You can bet your boots, Mr. Tomlin, that this mistake won’t be made
public by me."
"Nor by me," said Jordan. His heavy face had brightened, his keen
glance rested pleasantly upon Quinney. He had been told that this odd
little man never sold fakes except as such, and here was confirmation
strong of the astounding statement. Tomlin he knew to be a plausible
rogue, who was honest only in his dealings with men like himself,
recognized experts. Lark and Bundy he knew also as gentlemen of the
same kidney. Quinney soared above his experience of dealers—a unique
specimen.
These thoughts were diverted by the entrance of James, carrying the
chair. He set it down with a flourish. He believed that Quinney had
such faith in his powers as a faker of Chippendale furniture that he
dared to invite the inspection of an expert. In a sense it was a proud
moment for him, when he heard Quinney say:
"Now, Mr. Jordan, will you kindly pass judgment on this chair?"
Jordan adjusted his pince-nez, and bent over it. Quinney glanced at
James.
"Stay you here, my lad."
James smiled triumphantly, interpreting these words to mean surrender.
He collapsed like a pricked bladder, when he heard Quinney say to
Jordan:
"Wonderful bit of fake work, Mr. Jordan, isn’t it?"
"Half-and-half, I call it," observed Tomlin, noting the effect on James.
"Yes," said Jordan slowly. "This leg is genuine, I should say, and that
isn’t. Under a strong glass one would perceive the difference."
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