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"Mr. Honeybun is the best man I know. He practises what he preaches; he
lives in and for others. He uses his talents, regardless of his own
comfort and worldly prosperity, to ameliorate the lot of the poor and
oppressed."
Echo again.
"Poor and oppressed! Ameliorate! What a talker! Now, look ye here,
young Posy, I’m going to deal squarely by you. I’m square to the four
winds of Heaven, I am! You and I have got to understand each other—see?
You’re as green as the grass, but you do ’ave some of my brains. I
ain’t a-goin’ to argue with you for one minute. Don’t think it! I’ve
forgotten more than you ever knew. Talk is the cheapest thing in London,
but knaves like Honeybun buy fools with it. Don’t you toss your head!
You’ve made your pore dear mother cry, and you’ve taken away father’s
appetite. A nice morning’s work. Now, listen! No more Honeybunning!
You hear me?"
"Everybody in the house can hear you."
"More sauce! You stand up, miss!"
They rose together, confronting each other. Quinney’s scrubby red hair
was on end with rage; Posy’s small bosom heaved tumultuously. Of late
the girl had taken to the wearing of cheap beads and blouses cut low in
the neck. Ethel had lamentable taste, but, according to her mother, it
was expedient that maidens should work out their own salvation in such
matters without parental interference. Quinney scowled at the beads and
the white, rounded neck.
"Take off that rubbish!"
"Ethel gave them to me."
"Take ’em off quick! Mother, you see to it that she wears respectable
collars!"
Posy removed two strings of large amethystine beads. Quinney took them
and hurled them into the fireplace. Tears rolled down Posy’s blooming
cheeks. She was unaccustomed to violence—a primitive weapon not to be
despised by modern man.
"Them beads," said Quinney, who reverted to the diction of his youth
when excited, "is beastly—sinfully beastly! They stand for all that I
despise; they stand for the cheap, trashy talk which you’ve been
defilin’ your mind with. What you need is a good spankin’. Now,
mother, I leave Miss Impudence with you. Mark well what I say. No more
Honeybunning!"
*II*
It is significant that Quinney neglected his business that memorable
morning in the interests of a child who was beginning to believe that
she occupied a back seat in her father’s mind. After leaving the
dining-room, he clapped on his hat, and betook himself straightway to
St. James’s Square. There was only one man in all London to whom he
could go for honest advice, and fortunately he happened to be in town
for the season.
Lord Mel received him graciously.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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