Antique dealers -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century
Quinney has since confessed that at first he was very uneasy, honesty
having become a pleasant and profitable habit. There were moments when
he envied moral idiots like Tomlin, stout, smiling, red-faced sinners,
who positively wallowed and gloried in sinfulness. Tomlin pursued
pleasure upon any and every path. He went racing, attended football
matches, was a patron of the Drama and the Ring, ate and drank
immoderately, made no pretence of being faithful to Mrs. Tomlin, or
honest with the majority of his customers. His amazing knowledge of
Oriental porcelain had given him an international reputation. He never
attempted to deceive the experts, and, in consequence, was quoted as a
high authority in such papers as _The Collector_ and _Curios_. He knew
exactly what his customers needed, and was the cleverest salesman in the
kingdom. Less successful dealers affirmed that the devil took especial
care of Tom Tomlin.
*III*
Quinney had no reason to complain of Tomlin’s cheques. He knew that his
old friend was being scrupulously square, and sharing big profits with
him. Tomlin had customers from the Argentine, from the Brazils, from all
parts of the earth where fortunes are made and spent swiftly. The
"cripples" disappeared mysteriously, and were never heard of again. By
this time Tomlin had moved to his famous premises in Bond Street. He
had not achieved the position of Mr. Lark, because he lacked that great
man’s education and polish, but he was quite the equal of Mr. Bundy.
It is important to mention that Tomlin sent very few cripples to Soho
Square. Nor were they delivered by his vans. They arrived unexpectedly
from provincial towns; they were invariably authentic specimens, the
finest "stuff." No understrapper beheld them. James carried them
tenderly to his operating theatre, whence they emerged pale of
complexion, but sound in limb. Daily massage followed, innumerable
rubbings. Then Tomlin would drop in, and nudge Quinney, and chuckle.
The two dealers would pull out their glasses and examine the patient
with meticulous zeal. James would watch them with a slightly derisive
smile upon his handsome face. At the end of his three years’ engagement
Quinney raised his salary to three pounds a week. The little man
expected an extravagant expression of gratitude, but he didn’t get it.
At times James’s smile puzzled him.
*IV*
Posy remained at Bexhill-on-Sea till she was eighteen. Her friendship
for the Honeybuns had been slowly extinguished. Mrs. Honeybun, who
mortified everything in her thin body except pride, refused peremptorily
to see Posy against the expressed wish of her father. Posy wrote to
Ethel long screeds answered with enthusiasm at first and then
perfunctorily. At the end of the year the girls drifted apart.
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