Mrs. Tappitt could be very severe to her husband, could say to him
terrible words if her spirit were put up, as she herself was wont
to say. But she understood that it did not become her to speak ill
of their father before her girls. Nor would she willingly have been
heard by the servants to scold their master. And though she said
terrible things she said them with a conviction that they would not
have any terrible effect. Tappitt would only take them for what
they were worth, and would measure them by the standard which his
old experience had taught him to adopt. When a man has been long
consuming red pepper, it takes much red pepper to stimulate his
palate. Had Mrs. Tappitt merely advised her husband, in proper
conjugal phraseology, to relinquish his trade and to retire to
Torquay, her advice, she knew, would have had no weight. She was
eager on the subject, feeling convinced that this plan of retirement
was for the good of the family generally, and therefore she had
advocated it with energy. There may be those who think that a wife
goes too far in threatening a husband with a commission of lunacy,
and frightening him with a prospect of various fatal diseases; but
the dose must be adapted to the constitution, and the palate that is
accustomed to large quantities of red pepper must have quantities
larger than usual whenever some special culinary effect is to be
achieved. On the present occasion Mrs. Tappitt went on talking to
the girls of their father in language that was quite eulogistic. No
threat against the absent brewer passed her mouth,--or theirs. But
they all understood each other, and were agreed that everything was
to be done to induce papa to accept Mr. Rowan's offer.
"Then," said Cherry, "he'll marry Rachel Ray, and she'll be mistress
of the brewery house."
"Never!" said Mrs. Tappitt, very solemnly. "Never! He'll never be
such a fool as that."
"Never!" said Augusta. "Never!"
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