Rancho Del Muerto, and Other Stories of Adventure: by Various Authors, from "Outing"King, Charles
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Rancho Del Muerto, and Other Stories of Adventure: by Various Authors, from "Outing"
King, Charles
Adventure stories; Fiction; Hunting stories; Short stories
It took me (after lighting the candle) two minutes to slip on a warm
skirt, and a blue flannel wrapper over it; then, sticking my feet into
a pair of down slippers, I had still time to snatch a roll of bills
amounting to one hundred pounds, and pin them deftly to the lining of
the canopy above my four-post bed.
Then throwing open the door I stood on the sill facing my visitor, and
threw the glare of the lighted candle full upon him, as he lolled in a
careless, easy attitude against the bannisters.
I had been prepared for a burglar--but I had looked for one attired
according to the traditions of my ancestors. But here was a gentlemanly,
mild-featured individual, such as I should have expected to find filling
the position of a professor of Latin--perhaps of theology--in Oxford
University.
There was no appearance of a jimmy, or tools of any kind. Evidently here
was a type of criminal with which history was unacquainted.
“Madam!” he exclaimed, bowing with the grace of a French courtier, “you
are punctuality itself. And how charming!--no hysterics--no distressing
scenes. Allow me.” He took the candle from my hand, and holding it aloft
preceded me down the great oaken stairs, talking fluently all the while,
but pausing at every other step to glance over his shoulder at me with
coquettish politeness.
“I wish to assure you,” he remarked, “that I am no ordinary
house-breaker. Burglary is with me a _profession_, though not the one
(I confess) chosen for me by my parents. I saw, at an early age, that
I must either descend to the level of the burglar, or raise him to the
level of an artist. Behold, my dear lady, the result.”
He stood at the foot of the stairs and looked up at me.
“Shall we proceed to the diningroom?” he asked airily; “and, as I wish
to give you no unnecessary trouble, let me say that I do not dabble in
_plated_ spoons; nothing but solid silver.”
I opened the old mahogany sideboard, in which Griffiths had, for years,
placed the family heirlooms at night, and beheld my gentlemanly burglar
stow them, one after another, in a capacious felt sack, which he carried
in his hand.
“Charming!” he cried. “I am a connoisseur, I assure you, and I know
silver from plate. These articles are really worth the risk of the
enterprise.”
You ask me if I was not alarmed. No, I was _not_. Personal violence was
not in his professional line, unless opposed. I summoned all my energies
to outwit him. I thought much and said little, for I had no intention of
allowing him to carry off my mother's silver.
After having rifled all the rooms of the most valuable articles, he
returned to the dining-room.
On the table the remains of supper still stood, consisting of a fowl,
hardly touched, some delicately cut bread and butter, cake, and a glass
jar containing some fancy crackers.
“I will make myself entirely at home,” he remarked, sitting down to the
table, and helping himself to a wing of the chicken.
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