Detective and mystery stories; Stone, Fleming (Fictitious character) -- Fiction
“Yessir--if that’s how you pronounce it. Guess I’ll stick to plain
English. Well, to my way of thinkin’, the little joker in the case is
that there raspberry jam. I’m a strong believer in raspberry jam on
general principles, but in pertikler, I should say in this present case,
raspberry jam will win the war! Don’t eat it!”
“Thought you were going to talk plain English. You’re cryptic, my
son.”
“All right--here goes. That jam business is straight goods. The old
lady says she tasted jam--and she did taste jam. That’s all there is
about that. And that sweet, pleasant, innercent raspberry jam will yet
send the moiderer of Mr. Embury to the chair!”
“I think myself there’s something to be looked into there, but how
are you going about it?”
“Dunno yet--but here’s another thing, Mr. Stone, that I ain’t had
time to tell you yet, that--”
“Suppose you begin at the beginning and tell me your story in
order.”
“Supposin’ I do!” Fibsy thought a moment before he began. It was
the morning after the two had dined at the Embury home, and they were
breakfasting together in Stone’s hotel apartment.
“Well, Mr. Stone, as you know, I left Mrs. Embury’s last night
d’eckly after Mr. Hendricks took his deeparture. As I s’pected,
there was trouble a-waitin’ for him just outside the street doorway,
that Hanlon chap was standing and he met up with Mr. Hendricks--much to
the dismay of the latter!”
“Your English is fine this morning--go ahead.”
“Well--Hanlon fell into step like with Mr. Henricks, and they walked
along, Hanlon doing the talking. I didn’t dare get close enough to
overhear them, for they’re both live wires, and I don’t fool either
of ‘em into thinking meself a ninkypoop! So I trailed, but well
out’a sight--and, hold on, Mr. Stone, while I tell you this. The fake
mejum that Miss Ames went to see yesterday afternoon, was none other
than friend Hanlon himself!”
“What? Fibs, are you sure?”
“Sure as shootin’! I spotted him the minute he came up to Mrs.
Embury’s. I didn’t reckernize him at first as the whiskered Moses,
but I did later. You know, Mr. Stone, I saw him do stunts for newspapers
in two towns, and I wonder I didn’t tumble to him in the spookshop.
But I didn’t--I dessay because when I saw him doing his mind-readin’
tricks outdoors he was blindfolded, which some concealed his
natural scenery. Well, he hadn’t more’n tripped over the Embury
‘Welcome’ mat, than I was onto him. Me thinker woiked light
lightnin’ and I had him ticketed and pigeonholed in no time.”
“Is he mixed up in the Embury case?”
“He’s mixed up with Mr. Hendricks in some way, and he learned from
Miss Ames that Hendricks was to be among those present, so he made up
foolish excuses and betook himself to the vicinity of said Hendricks.”
“Why?”
“Wanted to converse with him, and couldn’t get hold of him
otherwise. Hendricks, it would seem, didn’t hanker for said
conversation.”
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