Detective and mystery stories; Stone, Fleming (Fictitious character) -- Fiction
An hour later Terence McGuire presented himself at the Embury home and
asked for Miss Ames.
“Good morning, ma’am,” he said, as he smiled brightly at her.
“Howlja like to join me in a bit of investergation that’ll proberly
end up in a s’lution of the mystery?”
“I’d like it first rate,” replied Miss Ames, with enthusiasm.
“When do we begin?”
“Immejitly. Where’s Mis’ Embury?”
“In her room.”
“No use a-disturbin’ her, but I want’a see the jersey--the
gymnasium jersey your ghost wore.”
Aunt Abby looked disappointed. She had hoped for something more
exciting.
But she said, “I’ll get it,” and went at once to Sanford
Embury’s room.
“Thank you,” said Fibsy, as he took it. But his eager scrutiny
failed to disclose any trace of jam on its sleeves.
“Which arm did you bite?” he asked, briefly.
“I didn’t really bite at all,” Miss Ames returned. “I sort of
made a snap at him--it was more a nervous gesture than an intelligent
action. And I just caught a bit of the worsted sleeve between my lips
for an instant--it was, let me see--it must have been the left arm--”
“Well, we’ll examine both sleeves--and I regret to state, ma’am,
there’s no sign of sticky stuff. This is a fine specimen of a
jersey--I never saw a handsomer one--but there’s no stain on it, and
never has been.”
“Nor has it ever been cleaned with gasoline,” mused Miss Ames,
“and yet, McGuire, nothing, to my dying day, can ever convince me that
I am mistaken on those two subjects. I’m just as sure as I can be.”
“I’m sure, too. Listen here, Miss Ames. There’s a great little old
revelation due in about a day or so, and I wish you’d lay low. Will
you?”
“What do you mean?”
“Why, don’t do or say much about the affair. Let it simmer. I’m on
the warpath, and so’s Mr. Stone, and we’re comin’ out on top, if
we don’t have no drawbacks. So, don’t trot round to clarviants or
harp on that there ‘vision’ of yours, will you?”
“My boy, I’m only too glad to keep away from the subject. I’m
worried to death with it all. And if I can’t do any good by my
efforts, I’ll willingly ‘lay low’ as you ask.”
“All right, ma’am. Now, I’m off, and I’ll be back here when I
come again. So long.”
Fibsy went down in the service elevator and forthwith proceeded to
interview the rubbish man of the house and some other functionaries.
By dint of much prodding of memory, assisted by judicious silver
offerings, he finally learned that there was an apartment occupied by a
couple with four children, who, it appeared, consumed large quantities
of jam of all flavors. At least, their rubbish was bristling with empty
jam pots, and the deduction was logical.
Seemingly unimpressed, Fibsy declared it was pickle-fiends he was
searching for, and departed, outwardly crestfallen, but inwardly elated.
Going out of doors, he walked to the corner of Park Avenue, and turned
into the side street.
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