It had been a great puzzle to his brother officers, to understand what
two weasan-faced mechanical-looking men, from the shore, had been doing
in his cabin the greater part of the night. They did not believe, as
the doctor intimated, that they were functionaries of the law, taking
instructions for his last will and testament; though the astute surgeon
had sent a note to Mr Farmer, the first-lieutenant, with what he
thought infinite cunning, to know, in case of anything fatal happening
immediately to the writer, whether his friend would prefer to have
bequeathed to him the testator's double-barrelled fowling piece, or his
superb Manton's duelling-pistols. Mr Farmer replied, "that he would
very willingly take his chance of both."
At twelve o'clock everything was ready. The survey was to take place in
the captain's cabin. Dr Thompson sends for his two assistants, and
then, for the first time for three days, he emerges, leaning heavily
upon both his supporters.
Can this be the jovial and rubicund doctor? Whose deadly white face is
that, that peers out from under the shadow of an immense green shade?
The lips are livid--the corners of the mouth drawn down--and yet there
is a triumphant sneer in their very depression. The officers gather
round him, he lifts up his head slowly, and then looks round and shakes
it despondingly. His eyes are dreadfully bloodshot. His mess-mates,
the young ones especially, begin to think that his illness is real.
There is the real sympathy of condolence in the greetings of all but the
hard-a-weather master, the witty purser, and the obdurate first. The
invalid was apparelled in an ancient roast-beef uniform coat,
bottle-green from age; the waistcoat had flaps indicative of fifty
years' antiquity, and the breeches were indescribable. He wore large
blue-worsted stockings folded up outside above the knee, but carefully
wrinkled and disordered over the calf of the leg, in order to conceal
its healthy mass of muscle. Big as was the doctor, his clothes were
all, as Shakespeare has it, "a world too big," though we cannot finish
the quotation by adding, "for his shrunk shank." Instead of two
lawyers' clerks, the sly rogue had had two industrious snips closeted
with him, for the purpose of enlarging this particular suit of clothes
to the utmost.
"In the name of ten thousand decencies, doctor," exclaimed Mr Farmer,
"who made you that figure?"
"Disease," was the palsied and sepulchral reply.
"But the clothes--the clothes--these incomprehensible clothes?"
"Are good enough to die in."
"But I doubt," said the purser, "whether either they or their wearer be
good enough to die."
There was a laugh, but it was not infectious as respected the occasion
of it. He shook his head mournfully, and said, "The flippancy of rude
health--the inconsiderate laugh of strong youth!"
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