"I beg your pardon--they _all died within the year_. I alone remain of
all the officers to tell the tale. The year eight was dreadful. Poor
fellows!" The good major's voice faltered, and he bent over his
sangaree much longer than was necessary to enjoy the draught.
Blank horror passed her fearful glance from guest to guest. Even the
rubicund doctor's mouth was twitched awry. I did not quite like it
myself.
"But I'm alive," said the major, rallying up from his bitter
recollections, "and the brandy is just as invigorating, and the wine
just as refreshing as ever."
"The major _is_ alive," said the marine officer, very sapiently. "Is
that brandy before you, Mr Farmer? I'll trouble you for it--I really
feel this claret very cold upon my stomach. Yes," he repeated, after
taking down a tumbler-full of half spirits, half wine, "the major _is_
alive--and--so am I."
"The major is alive," went round the table; "let us drink his health in
bumpers."
The major returned thanks, and volunteered a song. I begged it, and the
reader may sing it as he pleases, though I shall please myself by
recording how the major was pleased to have it sung.
"Gentlemen," said he, "you will do me the favour to fill a bumper of
lemonade, and when I cry chorus, chorus me standing, with the glasses in
your hands; and at the end of each chorus you will be pleased to
remember that the glass is to be drained. No heel-taps after, and no
daylight before. Now for it, my lads!" and with a voice that must have
startled the land crabs from their avocations, he roared out--
"Yellow Jack! Yellow Jack! hie thee hack! hie thee back!
To thy damp, drear abode in the jungle;
I'll be sober and staid,
And drink _lemonade_,
Try and catch me--you'll make a sad bungle,
Yellow Jack!
"But he came, the queer thief, and he seized my right-hand,
And I writh'd and I struggled, yet could not withstand
His hot, griping grasp, though I drank lemonade--
He grinn'd and he clutch'd me, though sober and staid."
_Chorus_ (with increasing loudness).
"Yellow Jack! Yellow Jack! hie thee back! hie thee back!
To thy damp, drear abode in the jungle;
We'll be sober and staid,
And we'll drink lemonade,
Try and catch us--you'll make a sad bungle,
Yellow Jack!" (tremendously).
"Bumpers of sangaree!" roared the major, and sang:
"Yellow Jack! Yellow Jack! hie thee back! hie thee back!
To thy pestilent swamp quickly hie thee;
For I'll drink _sangaree_,
Whilst my heart's full of glee,
In thy death-doing might I'll defy thee,
Yellow Jack!
"But the fiend persever'd and got hold of my side,
How I burn'd, and I froze, and all vainly I tried
To get rid of his grasp--though I drank sangaree,
No longer my bosom exulted with glee."
_Chorus_ (still more loudly).
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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