But let us describe this good man, my new pedagogue. In all things he
was the antithesis of Mr Root. The latter was large, florid, and
decidedly handsome--Mr Cherfeuil was little, sallow, and more than
decidedly ugly. Mr Root was worldly wise, and very ignorant; Mr
Cherfeuil, a fool in the world, and very learned. The mind of Mr Root
was so empty, that he found no trouble in arranging his one idea and a
half; Mr Cherfeuil's was so full that there was no room for any
arrangement at all. Mr Root would have thought himself a fool if he
condescended to write poetry; but he supposed he could, for he never
tried. Mr Cherfeuil would have thought any man a fool that did not
perceive at once that he, Cherfeuil, was born a great poet. Shall I
carry, after the manner of Plutarch, the comparison any further? No;
let us bring it to an abrupt conclusion, by saying, in a few words, that
Mr Root was English, Mr Cherfeuil French; that the one had a large
school, and the other a little one and that both were immeasurably great
men in their own estimation--though not universally so in that of
others.
Mr Cherfeuil was ambitious to be thought five feet high, his attitude,
therefore, was always erect; and, to give himself an air of consequence,
he bridled and strutted like a full-breasted pigeon, with his head
thrown back, and was continually in the act of wriggling his long chin
into his ample neckerchief. He could not ask you how do you do, or say
in answer to that question, "I thank you, sare, very well," without
stamping prettily with his foot, as if cracking a snail, and tossing his
chin into the air as if he were going to balance a ladder upon it.
Then, though his features were compressed into a small, monkeyfied
compass, they were themselves, individually, upon a magnificent scale.
It was as if there had been crowded half a dozen gigantic specimens of
human ugliness into my lady's china closet, all of which were elbowing
each other for room. The eyes would have been called large, had it not
been for the vast proportions of the nose, and the nose would have been
thought preposterous, had it not been for the horrible dimensions of the
mouth. Yet the expression of all these anomalies, though very
grotesque, was not unpleasing. You smiled with satisfaction when you
saw how great the improvement was that baboonery had made toward
manhood. You might call him, in a word, a queer, little, ugly-looking
box of yellow mortality, that contained some amiable qualities, and a
great many valuable attainments. Of good sense, or of common sense, he
was never known to show, during the whole period of his life, but one
instance; and that was a most important one--a complete deference, in
all things, to his stately and beautiful wife. Her dominion was
undivided, complete, and unremitting. How she came to marry him was one
of those human riddles that will never be satisfactorily resolved. He
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