American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
“Well, I knew it was an awful thing to do in church, and I was so
afraid maybe somebody _had_ seen me, although old Dr. Skinner, the
rector, was the only one high enough up to look over the pew-top, and
he was looking at his Prayer Book. But I felt as mean as though he’d
been looking right at me. Well, he finally got through the prayers and
began on the First Lesson. It was something out of the Old Testament,
that part about how the Jews went back and repaired the broken walls
of Jerusalem, each one taking a broken place for his special job, and
then how they got scared away, all but a few, from the holes in the
walls they were trying to fix up. Dr. Skinner always read the Lessons
very loud and solemn, as though he were reading them right at somebody,
and he’d sort of turn from one to another in the congregation with his
forefinger pointed at them, as if he meant that just for them. What
_do_ you suppose I felt like when he turned right towards our corner
and leaned ’way over and shook his finger at me, and said in a loud,
blaming tone, ‘But Asher continued and _abode_ in _his_ breaches!’ I
gave a little gasp, and grandmother turned towards me quick. When she
saw the expression on my face (I guess I must have looked funny), she
just burst right out into that great laugh of hers--ha! ha! ha! She
laughed so she couldn’t stop, and had to actually get up and go out
of church, her handkerchief stuffed into her mouth. We could hear her
laughing as she went down the walk outside!
“You’d have thought she’d be mortified, wouldn’t you? _I_ was mortified
almost to death! But she wasn’t a bit. She laughed every time she
thought of it, for years after that. It was just like her! She did love
a good laugh! Let anything happen that struck her as funny, and she’d
laugh, no _matter_ what!”
Later on, as we carried the hassocks back to the church and put them in
our pew, my aunt said, reflectively, looking round the empty church:
“I never come in here that I don’t remember how grandmother used to
say the Creed, loud and strong--she always spoke up so clear: ‘From
thence he shall come to judge the quick and the dead. I believe in the
Holy Ghost: The Holy Catholic Church: The Communion of Saints: The
Forgiveness of sins--’ and then she’d stop dead, while everybody went
on, ‘The Resurrection of the body;’ and then she’d chime in again,
‘And the Life everlasting, Amen.’ You couldn’t help noticing it, she
took the greatest pains you should. But if anybody said anything about
it she always said that she didn’t believe in the resurrection of the
body, and she wasn’t going to _say_ she did. Sometimes the ministers
would get wrought up, especially the young ones, and one of them went
to the bishop about it, but nobody ever did anything. What _could_ you
do? And grandmother went right on saying the Creed that way to the day
of her death.”
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