American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
“And then he shook his old bald gray head. He said: ‘Young fellow, you
listen to me. It takes _sense_ to run that system of yours. You’re
counting on everybody, from you right down to the boy that works your
mimeograph, paying attention to what he’s doing, using his brains and
using them every minute. If everybody doesn’t, you won’t get your
results, will you? Now, consider this, how did you get hold of a staff
that would have any brains to use and would use them? _You_ know how!
We let you run a fine tooth comb through our whole organization,
thousands and thousands of employees. You took out of every department
the very best they had; three or four out of hundreds, and they are
the only ones out of thousands who amount to anything after years of
training at our expense. And then you put your very best licks into
it yourself. Now, who are you? You’re the first stenographer we’ve
had in ten years, who took enough interest in the business as a whole
to have a single idea about it. You tell me something. Suppose we
reorganized along your lines, who would I get to run all the other
departments and keep up the high-speed efficiency and red-hot ambition
you’ve shown, which is the _only_ reason your scheme works? You know
as well as I do I can’t find another _one_, let alone the eighty or
ninety I’d have to have, if we tried to do business on your plan. And
if I could--supposing for the sake of argument that an angel from
Heaven served such department heads to me on a silver platter, where am
I going to find staffs to work with them. You’ve _got_ all the really
efficient employees we’ve been able to rake in from the whole United
States in the past twenty years.
“‘Did you ever have to work with a plain, ordinary six-for-a-quarter
stenographer, such as the business colleges turn out, such as you
mostly get? You’ve built your machine so that only brains and sense
will run it. How long would it take a couple of hundred of such stenogs
to smash your system into splinters? Did you ever have to try and get
work out of the average dressy young employee who puts ninety-eight
and a half per cent of what gray matter he has on his neckties and
the bets he made on the horse-races, and the little flier he took on
stocks; and one and a half per cent of his brains on his work when
somebody higher up is looking at him? How do you suppose you can
persuade a crowd of light-weights like that to care a whoop whether
Mrs. Arrowsmith in Cohoes, N. Y., is satisfied with the color of the
linoleum rug she bought?’”
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