Detective and mystery stories, English; Police -- Fiction; Short stories
Mr. William Wallace, having taken some repose in the bosom of his
family, and having recruited his nervous system, impaired for the moment
by the formidable demonstrations made in unimpeachable Ecclesiastical
Registry number one, resolved on making a visit to unimpeachable
Ecclesiastical Registry number two; upheld by the consideration that,
although an Ecclesiastical Registry is a fine Institution, for which any
Englishman would willingly die; and without which he could, in no
patriotic acceptation worth mentioning, be an Englishman at all; still,
that the last wills and testaments of Englishmen are not exactly
waste-paper, and that their depositaries ought, perhaps to be kept as
dry--say as skittle grounds, which are a cheaper luxury than Registries,
with the further advantage that no man need frequent them unless he
likes: whereas, to Registries he _must_ go.
The literary object which Mr. Wallace had in view, in this second
expedition, beckoned him to the North of England. "Indeed," said Mr.
Wallace, pausing. "Possibly, to the second city of England; an
Archbishopric; giving one of the princes of the blood his title;
enjoying the dignity of a Lord Mayor of its own; an ancient and notable
place; renowned for its antiquities; famous for its Cathedral;
possessing walls, four gates, six posterns, a castle, an assembly-room,
and a Mansion House; this is surely the place for an unimpeachable
Registry!"
He arrived at the venerable city of his purpose, at ten minutes past
three P. M., according to Greenwich, or at three-ten, according to
Bradshaw.
Our traveler's first proceeding, was, to take a walk round the walls,
and gratify his fancy with a bird's-eye-view of the unimpeachable
registry. He could hardly hit upon the roof of that important building.
There was a building in a severe style of architecture--but it was the
jail. There was another that looked commodious--but it was the mansion
house. There were others that looked comfortable--but they were private
residences. There appeared to be nothing in the way of Registry,
answering to the famous monkish legend in a certain Chapter-House:
As shines the rose above all common flowers,
So above common piles this building towers.
Yet such a building must be somewhere! Mr. Wallace went into the town
and bought a Guide-book, to find out where.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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