Records of Woodhall Spa and Neighbourhood: Historical, Anecdotal, Physiographical, and Archaeological, with Other MatterWalter, J. Conway (James Conway)
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Records of Woodhall Spa and Neighbourhood: Historical, Anecdotal, Physiographical, and Archaeological, with Other Matter
Walter, J. Conway (James Conway)
Woodhall Spa (England)
In connection with the fairs, deeds of violence were not unknown. At a
house on the north side of the Market-place, which was formerly the
“Queen’s Head” inn, but is now occupied by a veterinary surgeon, while
alterations were being made, two skeletons were found under the bricks of
the kitchen floor. The men had doubtless been murdered for their money
at fair-time, and the bodies placed there for concealment. Of the
cheating practised at the fairs I can give a sample or two. It is
recorded, I believe, that the late Dr. Dealtry, Archdeacon of Calcutta,
preaching on the different ideas of honesty or fraud, gave point to his
argument by a humorous illustration. “For instance,” he said, “my worthy
friend, who occupies the reading desk beneath me, would see no dishonesty
in misrepresenting the qualities of a horse he wished to sell, even to
his dearest friend.” And honesty has by no means always been deemed the
best policy in the streets of Horncastle. Edmund Yates, in his personal
“Recollections,” relates that he was dining with the Lord Chief Justice,
Sir Alexander Cockburn, when his host told the following story:—A man saw
a handsome-looking horse at Horncastle Fair, and was astonished at the
low price asked for it. After some chaffering, he bought it, taking it
without a warranty. Having paid his money, he gave an extra five
shillings to the groom, and asked what was the matter with the horse that
he was sold so cheap. After some hesitation, the man said that the horse
was a perfect animal, but for two faults. “Two faults,” said the buyer,
“then tell me one of them.” “One,” said the groom, “is, that when you
turn him out, in a field, he is very hard to catch.” “That,” said the
buyer, “does not matter to me, as I never turn my horses out. Now for
the other fault.” “The other,” said the groom, scratching his head and
looking sly, “the other is, that when you’ve caught him he’s not worth a
rap.”
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