By this time we had pretty nearly reached the Rollers, so we waited for
the other punts to come up, that containing Accrington, de Beresford
and Ophelia being easily last.
‘Hullo Ophelia!’ cried Freddy as they came up, ‘I didn’t think it
of you, waiting there under the bushes for such a time with de B.
I suppose you felt rather out of it as gooseberry,’ he continued
addressing Accrington.
‘My dear Frederick,’ called out Lady Blitherington from a punt
propelled by the perspiring Pilot, ‘pray do not suggest such awful
things. I am surprised at you.’
‘Well, Aunt, if Ophelia will be such a giddy old thing, what can you
expect?’ Freddy answered, as amid general confusion we disembarked at
the Rollers.
The Bugg had got as far as ‘You’re that pernicious to annoy one--’
when her boat hit the landing stage with a heavy thump, and her
further remarks were lost. I noticed that in the general re-sorting
which took place, the Pilot contrived that Accrington should have the
honour of punting Lady Blitherington while he himself embarked with
Miss MacNeill, who is sometimes described as ‘amusing’ and sometimes
‘forward,’ it all depends on the age and sex of the speaker. The Pilot,
who is universally known as an old woman, says that a mean between the
two would probably suit the case.
‘O Reggie,’ said Mrs. Lomond, as she stepped carefully out of Freddy’s
canoe, ‘do come here for a minute, the bottom of that canoe was all
wet.’
Reggie trotted gaily forward and marshalled her towards a disused
bathing box following himself with a dish-cloth, but she gripped the
door firmly and said ‘Oh no, you must send me a girl, this isn’t your
innings, go and field outside.’
Reg commandeered Muriel, and Mrs. Lomond soon reappeared smiling, and
murmured to me as I helped her into a punt, ‘I’ll pay Reggie out for
that dish-cloth afterwards.’
We paddled round to pick up the ladies, and I found myself in de
Beresford’s punt with Sybil Accrington and the Bugg, who positively
declined to move into any other craft, though we all declared that the
boat was dangerously full. Miss Accrington and I held pleasant converse
amidships, while Ophelia, propped up by a four-gallon jar of claret cup
and two hampers, chattered cheerfully to de Beresford, who was punting
most skilfully. It is the one form of exercise that the dear old thing
is addicted to, and so we are very careful never to deprive him of
any opportunity to reduce his circumference. Among other things, I
discovered, to my great gratification, that Sybil would be at the same
place with us in the Vac.--pretty name Sybil.
The sun was shining brightly, the birds were twittering, and everything
was going beautifully, when the irresponsible Miss Bugg was nearly
guilty of the manslaughter of all four of us.
‘Mr. de Beresford,’ she murmured with an ingratiating smile, ‘do you
know I never care to see a musical comedy.’
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