Red Saunders: His Adventures West & EastPhillips, Henry Wallace
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Red Saunders: His Adventures West & East
Phillips, Henry Wallace
Fiction; Humorous stories
"Why, how do you do?" replied the taller instantly, and in a voice
she had never heard before. "I hope you're well, sir?" A remark
which filled her with surprise.
"Thanks--I'm able to assume the perpendicular, as you can see,"
responded Red with a handsome smile of welcome. "How do you find
yourself?"
"I'm pretty well," said the flustered lady. "How do you do?"
"Durned if we ain't right back where we started from," mourned Red
to himself. "If it's one of the customs of this country saying
'howderdo' an hour at a stretch, I pass it up." Aloud, he said,
"Coming along fine--how's your father?" "Cuss me if I don't shift
the cut a little, anyhow," he added mentally.
"Why, he's very well indeed!" exclaimed the lady with fervor.
"How--" She got no further on the query, for the other woman
interrupted in a tone of scandal. "Mary Ann Demilt! How can you
talk like that! Your father's been dead this five year last
August!"
The horror of the moment was broken by the appearance of Miss
Mattie, crying hospitably on seeing the visitors, "Why, Mary and
Pauline! How do you do?"
The shorter one--Pauline--looked up and said sharply, "We're well
enough, Mattie." She was weary of the form.
"Come right in," said Miss Mattie. "You're just in time for
dinner."
There was a great protest at this. They "hadn't a moment to
spare," they were "just going down to the corner, and had stopped
to say," etc., etc.
"You've got to help me," said Miss Mattie. "Will here has invited
the boys who are working for him to stay to dinner, and it won't be
any more than Christian for you to help me out."
"Ladies!" said Red. "If you don't want to starve a man who's
deserving of a better fate, take off your fixings and come out to
dinner. No," he continued to their protests, which he observed
were growing weaker. "It's no trouble at all: there's plenty for
everybody--come one, come all, this house shall fly, clean off its
base as soon as I--Now for Heaven's sake, ladies, it's all
settled--come on."
Whereat they laughed nervously, and took off their hats.
It was a jolly dinner party. The young fellows Red had picked up
in the blacksmith's shop were not the ordinary quality of loungers.
They were boys of good country parentage, with a common school
education, who, unfortunately, could find nothing to do but the
occasional odd job. Of course it would not take long to transform
them into common n'er-do-wells, but now they were merely
thoughtless boys.
The whole affair had an _al fresco_ flavor which stoppered
convention. The two women visitors pitched in and had as good a
time as anybody.
In the middle of the festivities a young man walked past the front
fence; a stranger evidently, for-his clothes wore the cut of a
city, and a cosmopolitan, up-to-date city at that. He stopped and
looked at the house, hesitated a moment and then walked in, back to
where the folk were eating.
"Excuse me," said he, as they looked up at him, "but isn't this Mr.
Demilt's house?"
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