Red Saunders' Pets and Other CrittersPhillips, Henry Wallace
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Red Saunders' Pets and Other Critters
Phillips, Henry Wallace
Humorous stories
"To you right back again," says I. "And let's pipe the aforesaid fires
clean down into the tailin's." So there we sat, thinking better of
each other and all creation. The fires of animosity went out with a
sputter and we talked large and fine. I don't care; I like to once in
a while. I don't travel on stilts much, yet it does a man good to play
pretty now and then; besides, you can say things in the Spanish that
are all right, but would sound simple-minded in English. English is
the tongue to yank a beef critter out of an alkali hole with, but give
me Spanish when I want to feel dressed up.
We passed compliments to each other and waved our hands, bowing and
smiling. In the evening we had music by the pipes. I can't say I'd
confine myself to that style of sweet sounds if I had a free choice;
still, Colin H. Grunt got something kind of wild and blood-stirrin' out
of that windbag that was perfectly astonishin', when you took thought
of how it really did sound. And--I sung. Well, there was only the two
of us, and if I stood for the bagpipes it was a cinch he could stand my
cayodlin'.
Three days I passed there in peace and quiet. I hadn't anything on
hand to do; the more I saw of my new pardner the better I liked his
style, and here was my gorgeous opportunity to make connections with
the art of knitting that might be useful any amount, once I come to
settle down.
It was a handsome little place. The cabin was built of rocks. She
perched on the hillside, with three gnarly trees shadin' it and a big
shute of red rock jumping up behind it. Colin had a flower garden
about a foot square in front, that he tended very careful, lugging
water from the creek to keep it growing. Climbing roses covered one
wall, and, honest, it cuddled there so cunnin' and comfortable, it
reminded me of home. Think of that bare-legged, pock-marked,
sock-knittin' disparagement of the human race havin' the good feelin'
to make him a house like this! It knocked me then, because, as I have
explained, I was young. I have since learned that the length of a
jack-rabbit's ears is no sure indication of how far he can jump.
We spent three days in this pleasant life, knocking around the country
in the daytime, chinnin' and smokin' under some rock and discussin'
things in general, and at night we made music, played checkers, and
talked some more.
During this time his history come out. Naturally, I was anxious to
know how such a proposition landed in the Bill Williams Mountains. It
happened like this:
Colin came from an island in Scotland where, I judged, the folks never
heard of George Washington.
His chief had the travel habit, and Colin went along to bagpipe.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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