Red Saunders' Pets and Other CrittersPhillips, Henry Wallace
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Red Saunders' Pets and Other Critters
Phillips, Henry Wallace
Humorous stories
I got some excited. "Here, now," I says; "this lets me out of a good
deal of trouble to have you take it this way, but all the same as I've
drunk your whiskey and ate your bread, I'll stand at your back till
your belt caves in. You pass this idea up--it's dangerous--and I'll
make you a foolish proposition; you take the bagpipes and I'll take the
sword and we will pass away to lively music. Darn my skin if I'll see
a friend turned over to those tarriers and sit still."
"Heugh!" says he. "What's a man but a man? As safe with them as
anywhere--and what do I care about safe? What's left me, anyhow? Will
you watch the sheep till they send from the ranch?"
"Why, yes," says I. "But----"
He waved his hand and walked towards the Injuns. "Voy," says he.
"Hungh!" says they. "Bueno."
I laid my hand on his shoulder for one more try. Every brave picked up
his gun and beaded me.
"Drop the guns!" says Colin Hiccup Grunt. And down went the guns.
You'd be surprised at his tone of voice; it meant, as plain as you
could put it in words, "We will now put down the guns." Oh, yes, it
meant it entirely. And he looked a foot taller. The change had done
him good.
"Well," thinks I; "my boys, I reckon you've got your chief, and as
there ain't another peek of light out of this business, I shelve my
kick."
"Where is the senor's horse?" asks Colin.
"In the hills," says the Injun, before he thought.
"Bring it," says Colin.
"Ha!" says all the Injuns, and they sent a man for my mustang. That
quick guess surprised the whole lot of us.
We went together to the cabin, to get his belongings and to cache the
whiskey. If it come into our friend's heads to rummage we might have a
poor evening of it.
"Leave me that sock as a momentum," says I.
"'Tain't finished," says he.
"Never mind. I want it to put under my pillow to dream on," and I have
it yet.
One half-hour after that I sat in the doorway, scratching my head and
thinkin'; whilst before my eyes marched off Colin Hiccup Grunt, Great
Peace Chief of the Yumas, bare-legged and red-headed, with his wool hat
on one side and his bagpipe squealin', at the head of his company. You
won't see such a sight often, so I watched 'em out of eyeshot.
It chanced I was asleep inside when the rider came from the ranch, so
when I stuck my head out to answer his hail, "Why," says he, "how
you've changed!" He was surprised, that man.
"You ain't done nothing to old Scotty?" says he, looking cross.
"No," says I. "Hold your hand. He's gone off and joined the Injuns."
Then I up and told him the story.
"Hungh!" says he. "Well, that's just like him!"
THE END
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