ANNA PAVLOVNA. Go, go, take it back! I will call myself about it!
VASILY LEONIDITCH (solemnly). Sir Messenger from Bourdier, depart!
PORTER. I might have been told that long ago. I have sat here nearly
five hours!
VASILY LEONIDITCH. Ambassador from Bourdier, begone!
ANNA PAVLOVNA. Cease, please!
[Exit PORTER.
ANNA PAVLOVNA. Betsy! Where is she? I always have to wait for her.
VASILY LEONIDITCH (shouting at the top of his voice). Betsy!
PETRISTCHEF! Come quick, quick, quick! Eh? What?
[Enter PETRISTCHEF, BETSY, and MARYA KONSTANTINOVNA.
ANNA PAVLOVNA. You always keep one waiting!
BETSY. On the contrary, I was waiting for you!
[PETRISTCHEF bows with his head only, then kisses ANNA PAVLOVNA'S
hand.
ANNA PAVLOVNA. How d'you do! (To BETSY.) You always have an answer
ready!
BETSY. If you are upset, mamma, I had better not go.
ANNA PAVLOVNA. Are we going or not?
BETSY. Well, let us go; it can't be helped.
ANNA PAVLOVNA. Did you see the man from Bourdier?
BETSY. Yes, and I was very glad. I ordered the costume, and am going
to wear it when it is paid for.
ANNA PAVLOVNA. I am not going to pay for a costume that is indecent!
BETSY. Why has it become indecent? First it was decent, and now you
have a fit of prudery.
ANNA PAVLOVNA. Not prudery at all! If the bodice were completely
altered, then it would do.
BETSY. Mamma, that is quite impossible.
ANNA PAVLOVNA. Well, get dressed.
[They sit down. GREGORY puts on their over-shoes for them.
VASILY LEONIDITCH. Marya Konstantinovna, do you notice a vacuum in the
hall?
MARYA KONSTANTINOVNA. What is it?
[Laughs in anticipation.
VASILY LEONIDITCH. Bourdier's man has gone! Eh, what? Good, eh?
[Laughs loudly.
ANNA PAVLOVNA. Well, let us go. (Goes out of the door, but returns at
once.) Tanya!
TANYA. Yes, M'm?
ANNA PAVLOVNA. Don't let Frisk catch cold while I am away. If she
wants to be let out, put on her little yellow cloak. She is not quite
well to-day.
TANYA. Yes, M'm.
[Exeunt ANNA PAVLOVNA, BETSY, and GREGORY.
PETRISTCHEF. Well, have you got it?
VASILY LEONIDITCH. Not without trouble, I can tell you! First I rushed
at the gov'nor; he began to bellow and turned me out. Off to the
mater--I got it out of her. It's here! (Slaps his breast pocket.) If
once I make up my mind, there's no getting away from me. I have a
deadly grip! Eh, what? And d'you know, my wolf-hounds are coming
to-day.
[PETRISTCHEF and VASILY LEONIDITCH put on their outdoor things
and go out. TANYA follows.
THEODORE IVANITCH (alone). Yes, nothing but unpleasantness. How is it
they can't live in peace? But one must say the new generation are not
--the thing. And as to the women's dominion!... Why, Leonid Fyodoritch
just now was going to put in a word, but seeing what a frenzy she was
in--slammed the door behind him. He is a wonderfully kind-hearted man.
Yes, wonderfully kind. What's this? Here's Tanya bringing them back
again!
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