TANYA. What business is it of yours? GREGORY. And do you think the missis will be pleased with you for it? No, you bet; you're caught now! I'll tell them what tricks you're up to, if you don't let me have my way! TANYA. And you'll not get your way, and you'll not do me any harm! CURTAIN ACT IV The same scene as in Act I. The next day. Two liveried footmen, THEODORE IVANITCH and GREGORY. FIRST FOOTMAN (with grey whiskers). Yours is the third house to-day. Thank goodness that all the at-homes are in this direction. Yours used to be on Thursdays. THEODORE IVANITCH. Yes, we changed to Saturday so as to be on the same day as the Golovkins and Grade von Grabes.... SECOND FOOTMAN. The Stcherbakofs do the thing well. There's refreshments for the footmen every time they've a ball. [The two PRINCESSES, mother and daughter, come down the stairs accompanied by BETSY. The old PRINCESS looks in her note-book and at her watch, and sits down on the settle. GREGORY puts on her overshoes. YOUNG PRINCESS. Now, do come. Because, if you refuse, and Dodo refuses, the whole thing will be spoilt. BETSY. I don't know. I must certainly go to the Shoubins. And then there is the rehearsal. YOUNG PRINCESS. You'll have plenty of time. Do, please. Ne nous fais pas faux bond.[13] Fedya and Koko will come. BETSY. J'en ai par-dessus la tete de votre Koko.[14] YOUNG PRINCESS. I thought I should see him here. Ordinairement il est d'une exactitude....[15] BETSY. He is sure to come. YOUNG PRINCESS. When I see you together, it always seems to me that he has either just proposed or is just going to propose. BETSY. Yes, I don't suppose it can be avoided. I shall have to go through with it. And it is so unpleasant! YOUNG PRINCESS. Poor Koko! He is head over ears in love. BETSY. Cessez, les gens![16] [YOUNG PRINCESS sits down, talking in whispers. GREGORY puts on her overshoes. YOUNG PRINCESS. Well then, good-bye till this evening. BETSY. I'll try to come. OLD PRINCESS. Then tell your papa that I don't believe in anything of the kind, but will come to see his new medium. Only he must let me know when. Good afternoon, ma toute belle. [Kisses BETSY, and exit, followed by her daughter. BETSY goes upstairs. GREGORY. I don't like putting on an old woman's overshoes for her; she can't stoop, can't see her shoe for her stomach, and keeps poking her foot in the wrong place. It's different with a young one; it's pleasant to take her foot in one's hand. SECOND FOOTMAN. Hear him! Making distinctions! FIRST FOOTMAN. It's not for us footmen to make such distinctions. GREGORY. Why shouldn't one make distinctions; are we not men? It's they think we don't understand! Just now they were deep in their talk, then they look at me, and at once it's "lay zhon!" SECOND FOOTMAN. And what's that?