TANYA. It was Sergey Ivanitch Sahatof and the Doctor. They stood
talking here a bit. It was all about spiritalism.
THEODORE IVANITCH (correcting her). Spiritualism.
TANYA. Yes, that's just what I said--spiritalism. Have you heard how
well it went off last time, Theodore Ivanitch? (Laughs). There was
knocks, and things flew about!
THEODORE IVANITCH. And how do you know?
TANYA. Miss Elizabeth told me.
[JACOB runs in with a tumbler of tea on a tray.
JACOB (to the PORTER). Good morning!
PORTER (disconsolately). Good morning!
[JACOB knocks at VASILY LEONIDITCH'S door.
[GREGORY enters.
GREGORY. Give it here.
JACOB. You didn't bring back all yesterday's tumblers, nor the tray
Vasily Leoniditch had. And it's me that have to answer for them!
GREGORY. The tray is full of cigars.
JACOB. Well, put them somewhere else. It's me who's answerable for it.
GREGORY. I'll bring it back! I'll bring it back!
JACOB. Yes, so you say, but it is not where it ought to be. The other
day, just as the tea had to be served, it was not to be found.
GREGORY. I'll bring it back, I tell you. What a fuss!
JACOB. It's easy for you to talk. Here am I serving tea for the third
time, and now there's the lunch to get ready. One does nothing but
rush about the livelong day. Is there any one in the house who has
more to do than me? Yet they are never satisfied with me.
GREGORY. Dear me! Who could wish for any one more satisfactory? You're
such a fine fellow!
TANYA. Nobody is good enough for you! You alone....
GREGORY (to TANYA). No one asked your opinion!
[Exit.
JACOB. Ah, well, I don't mind. Tatyana Markovna, did the mistress say
anything about yesterday?
TANYA. About the lamp, you mean?
JACOB. And how it managed to drop out of my hands, the Lord only
knows! Just as I began rubbing it, and was going to take hold of it in
another place, out it slips and goes all to pieces. It's just my luck!
It's easy for that Gregory Mihaylitch to talk--a single man like him!
But when one has a family, one has to consider things: they have to be
fed. I don't mind work.... So she didn't say anything? The Lord be
thanked!... Oh, Theodore Ivanitch, have you one spoon or two?
THEODORE IVANITCH. One. Only one!
[Reads newspaper.
[Exit JACOB.
[Bell rings. Enter GREGORY carrying a tray and the DOORKEEPER.
DOORKEEPER (to GREGORY). Tell the master some peasants have come from
the village.
GREGORY (pointing to THEODORE IVANITCH). Tell the major-domo here,
it's his business. I have no time.
[Exit.
TANYA. Where are these peasants from?
DOORKEEPER. From Koursk, I think.
TANYA. (shrieks with delight). It's them.... It's Simon's father come
about the land! I'll go and meet them!
[Runs off.
DOORKEEPER. Well, then what shall I say to them? Shall they come in
here? They say they've come about the land--the master knows, they
say.
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