Reminiscences of a Raconteur, Between the '40s and the '20sHam, George H. (George Henry)
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Reminiscences of a Raconteur, Between the '40s and the '20s
Ham, George H. (George Henry)
Canada; Ham, George H. (George Henry), 1847-1926; Journalists -- Canada -- Biography
He had been visiting a friend who lived in a small town in New York
state, and while there was asked by the superintendent of a local
charitable institute if he would be kind enough to come there and talk
to the inmates. He said he would be delighted to do so. The next
evening, when Mark stepped on the platform of the auditorium, he viewed
an audience of both sexes and all ages, and portraying various degrees
of intelligence. This was somewhat perplexing, and, for a moment, he was
at a loss to decide what kind of talk to give them. However, he launched
forth in a general way, and, after a few moments, as he tells it, “I
fired a mild one at them.” But there was no response—not even the
faintest suggestion of a laugh. All sat with their eyes glued on him,
wrapt in wonderment, admiration and respect. This was a poser to Mark,
but he continued to talk, and, in a minute or two, he “selected a
stronger one and hurled it into their midst.” The result was the same—a
morgue-like silence emanating from a group of animate corpses.
Mark’s friend was on the platform with him, and Mark looked appealingly
at him. He detected a twinkle of amusement in his friend’s face, but got
no encouraging look from him. Mark paused, mentally surveyed his last
joke and its manner of delivery, and found both flawless. He was
bewildered, but, nevertheless, decided to make a final attempt. He felt
that his reputation as a humorist was at stake.
So he continued talking, and finally launched an anecdote that had never
failed in his experience to turn an audience inside out with laughter
and shrieks of applause. But not a glimmer of amusement was perceptible
in his audience—not the remotest suggestion of a laugh or a smile. He
was furious—mad right clear through at his failure—and he commenced to
“take it out of” his audience in sarcastic vein, ending his talk by
complimenting them on their acute appreciation of humor and wit. When he
reached his friend’s home, he asked him if he could explain their
stupor.
“Why, didn’t you know?” said his friend: “They’re all deaf mutes!”
Mark and the “High-brows.”
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