Reminiscences of a Raconteur, Between the '40s and the '20sHam, George H. (George Henry)
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Reminiscences of a Raconteur, Between the '40s and the '20s
Ham, George H. (George Henry)
Canada; Ham, George H. (George Henry), 1847-1926; Journalists -- Canada -- Biography
The _Mail_ first appeared in 1872 with T. C. Patteson, the father, along
with Harry Good, of the sporting page in the Canadian newspaper. The
_Globe_ would not go in for horse racing, so the _Mail_ made a specialty
of this sport and ultimately the older paper had to come in. The _Mail_
was to have been started on April 1; but the foreman printer drew
attention to the danger involved in the selection of that date for the
first number. So the paper came out a day earlier than was intended. Yet
the _Mail_ did not escape the sort of humor appropriate to the first of
April. It had the city laughing soon after it was founded by reason of
some curious typographical errors incident to the haste of production.
One of these arose out of a St. George’s Society service at St. James
Cathedral. It appears that a boy in the composing room had been
entertaining himself by setting up sections of a dime novel relating the
adventures of “Cut Throat Dick, the Bold Roamer of the Western Plains,”
or of some other celebrity of that type. When the report of the St.
George’s sermon was being placed in the form preparatory to printing the
paper, the “make-up” man used instead of the second half of the sermon a
selection from the story of “Cut Throat Dick” with the result that the
preacher, Rev. Alexander Williams, was represented as using language
that was quite unsuited to the pulpit.
In the same paper somebody played a practical joke at the expense of Mr.
M. Homer Dixon, the Consul-General for the Netherlands. Mr. Dixon always
appeared at state functions wearing the diplomatic uniform of blue cloth
and gold lace. A letter appeared in the _Mail_ offering a vigorous
defence of this practice and was signed apparently by Mr. Dixon himself.
The missive, which was a forgery, set everybody laughing.
But there was a louder laugh at a practical joke played by my old
friend, W. R. Callaway, general passenger agent of the Soo Line, and
formerly of the C.P.R. at Toronto. Mr. Callaway is nothing if not a wag.
The jobs he has put up are innumerable, and this is one of them. He
issued “swell” invitations to the leading citizens of Toronto to visit
his office on King street and see the first cycle used in the
construction of the C.P.R. which had just been completed. The
acceptances were many. Amongst those who came to see the wonderful and
historic machine were Sir George Kirkpatrick, the mayor and aldermen of
Toronto, and many society ladies and gentlemen. They were escorted to a
rear room where they beheld a brand new wheel-barrow, especially
borrowed for the occasion from Rice Lewis & Son. The crowd took the
“sell” good naturedly, but Mr. Callaway was conveniently absent in
London.
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