Reminiscences of a Raconteur, Between the '40s and the '20sHam, George H. (George Henry)
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Reminiscences of a Raconteur, Between the '40s and the '20s
Ham, George H. (George Henry)
Canada; Ham, George H. (George Henry), 1847-1926; Journalists -- Canada -- Biography
He and Mrs. Farrer were in lower 11 and I was in lower 7. After they had
retired a young lady from Yale, B.C., whom I knew, entered the sleeper
and after a few minutes’ conversation told me that she didn’t know where
she was going to sleep that night. I told her that I did—in lower 7.
She said that she had no berth secured, and I explained that lower 7 was
her’s, although it had been mine but I had another. In the middle of the
night Mrs. Farrer had occasion to visit the toilet, and on her return
accidentally got into the berth of our Mr. Cambie, of Vancouver. Then
trouble commenced. She told him to lie over, and he told her to get out
of the berth. “Don’t be a fool, Ned, get over farther,” was followed by
Mr. Cambie saying, “My name is not Ned.” Then came a half-suppressed
shriek, and the flitting of a female form to lower 11. All this I
enjoyed from the upper berth in which I was supposed to repose. In the
morning, I heard Ned pattering down the aisle, and saw him pull aside
the berth curtains and give the poor innocent occupant a well-directed
slap in the proper part of her anatomy, accompanied by: “Get up, you old
devil, you.”
I think I put nearly all of one of the pillows in my mouth to silence
the laughter that was racking my body.
“George,” the porter, having been duly instructed, explained to the lady
that a lunatic had escaped from the day coach, but had been recaptured
and handcuffed—and the rest of the day I held Ned in awed subjection by
threatening to point him out to the lady as the person who had committed
the assault, and in dire fear, the well-known editor spent most of the
day and part of the night in the baggage car, occasionally sending to
the rear to find out if the female was still vengeful, or if she had got
off the train, receiving emphatic assurances of “Yes” and “No” with the
necessary verbal frills each time.
I breakfasted with the lady and then afterwards told E. F., who sat at
the extreme end of the diner, that she had been informed that “the big
florid-faced man at the end table was the guilty party” and that “she
was laying for him” when he went into the sleeper. Which he did not do
until I finally explained matters and then dove-like peace reigned once
more.
One Good Friday night, while in Toronto, I got a wire from Mrs. Farrer
to come to Ottawa at once for Ned was dying. I stayed with him to the
end, and when he passed away, one of the brightest minds and one of the
greatest journalists of his time was lost to the world.
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