Reminiscences of a Raconteur, Between the '40s and the '20sHam, George H. (George Henry)
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Reminiscences of a Raconteur, Between the '40s and the '20s
Ham, George H. (George Henry)
Canada; Ham, George H. (George Henry), 1847-1926; Journalists -- Canada -- Biography
Personally, while my younger days were blissful at Christmas, in later
years some were not so pleasant. One Christmas at Winnipeg, we were all
disturbed at an early hour by a conflagration which destroyed the city’s
fire hall—fire engine and all—and it was a cold and comfortless day
that followed. Another time I was stormbound at Myrtle station on the
old C.P.R. line between Toronto and Montreal. I had driven out from
Whitby to catch the midnight train, and arrived early at the station and
spent quite a little while in gazing at the coal fire and reading Folder
A, which combined to make superb scenery and admirable and instructive
literature. Then the village folk began to gather—just why they should
spend Christmas Eve at a lonely C.P.R. station is beyond me, unless it
was to look at the pictures on the wall, and see the trains go by. But
they did, and all they talked about was Mr. Perkins’ new cutter, which
he had brought from Toronto that day. Finally, Mr. Perkins himself
arrived and when questioned a score or so of times, proudly corroborated
the satisfying statement that it was the finest cutter purchasable in
Toronto, and that it was a real bang-up Jim-dandy. For two solid hours I
was regaled with descriptions of that wonderful vehicle, and its
superiority over any other cutter that had ever come out of the west. It
cost—well, Mr. Perkins didn’t say exactly how much it cost, but the
dealer didn’t get the best of him, anyway. He admitted that after a
whole lot of haggling as to the price, he was finally asked how much
money he had with him, and when he produced his wad, they said that that
was what it would cost him. And then—and then—the train came in and
the conductor and the porter wished me a Merry Christmas, and in the
recesses of my berth I dreamt that the blessed old cutter was in my
stocking, which was hanging up on my left foot. It was a lovely
Christmas Eve.
* * * * *
About the liveliest Christmas I ever experienced was when dear dead and
gone Mina Macdonald, ever the good friend of the Boys’ Club of Montreal,
gave a “sunshine” feed to the newsboys of the city in Victoria Hall,
Westmount. It was a rare treat. The speakers of the evening were a
certain judge and a Montreal newspaper man. How these grave gentlemen
had prepared cautionary and exemplary addresses for the betterment of
the immature Hebrews, who, in the main, made up the audience! How, after
eating the bountiful fare, the little Isaacs, Jacobs and Abrahams,
listened dutifully to the judge, as was proper! But when the editor
appeared, they could contain themselves no longer—but I anticipate.
My good editorial friend had kindly asked me to accompany him to the
intended feast of reason and flow of almost everything else. I went. He
was all togged up, even to fresh underclothing, and I accommodatingly
put on clean collar and a new necktie, and we hied ourselves to the
hall.
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