Reminiscences of a Raconteur, Between the '40s and the '20sHam, George H. (George Henry)
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Reminiscences of a Raconteur, Between the '40s and the '20s
Ham, George H. (George Henry)
Canada; Ham, George H. (George Henry), 1847-1926; Journalists -- Canada -- Biography
[Illustration: The Duke and Duchess of Connaught with Princess Patricia
(top), the Duke and Duchess of Devonshire and Daughters the Ladies
Cavendish (centre).
Lord Minto at his Lodge, Kootenay (bottom). ]
The Highland Laddie.
In 1881 the Marquis of Lorne first went west. The C.P.R. was not
completed, but he travelled through Canada all the same. The contractors
for Section B., of whom the late John J. Macdonald was the head,
undertook to carry him from Eagle Lake to Rat Portage, a distance of
about 75 miles, but, as a long detour had to be made to take advantage
of the water stretches, the distance travelled was nearly double that
mileage. Elaborate preparations were made, camps established at regular
intervals, and everything that could be done for the comfort of
viceroyalty was done. Live sheep, which scared the Indians who had seen
none before, were taken to apparently inaccessible places, Indian
boatmen in uniform manned large birch-bark canoes—to ride in which
gives one the idea of the poetry of motion—experienced chefs supplied
excellent menus, and everything combined to make this a most enjoyable
outing. The newspaper representatives which included myself met His
Excellency at the western end of Burnt Portage through whose weary,
dusty miles he and his staff had walked—and when the tug which brought
us to an island where we had camped approached its shores, a piper in
kilts struck up “Highland Laddie” to the amazement and delight of His
Excellency. At each successive camp there was a new surprise for him,
but none so complete as the one at Dryberry Lake, where we camped one
Saturday night. The next morning, a bath in the lake was followed by a
reviver in the large marquee. As we were about to crook our elbows, the
noted Dr. Jock McGregor, the Marquis’ bosom friend and chaplain at
Glasgow, who accompanied him on the trip, unexpectedly appeared on the
scene. One has to know the Doctor to imagine what followed. He was one
of the wittiest and most eloquent as well as the kindest of men I ever
met. And he startled us all by loudly calling the Marquis by name and
denouncing him for desecrating the Holy Sabbath by putting that into his
mouth which would steal away his brains. He dressed the whole crowd of
us down for our unseemly and desecrating act, and we all looked
shamefaced and about as uncomfortable as could be expected. And when we
all felt pretty sheepish and mean, he concluded:
“Out upon you all, you unregenerate sinners, out upon you. But”—after a
long pause during which we were all looking for a hole to crawl into, he
added: “being a little bit thirsty, I’ll take a wee drappie mysel’.”
Great Caesar! what a relief—why I nearly turned Presbyterian right on
the spot.
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