Reminiscences of a Raconteur, Between the '40s and the '20sHam, George H. (George Henry)
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Reminiscences of a Raconteur, Between the '40s and the '20s
Ham, George H. (George Henry)
Canada; Ham, George H. (George Henry), 1847-1926; Journalists -- Canada -- Biography
The first time I met Lord Lansdowne was at the opening of the Lethbridge
Collieries railway which connected the mines with the main line of the
C.P.R. at Dunmore. We were up early in the morning, but the eating
facilities had rather fallen down and Mr. W. E. Maclellan (now Inspector
of Post Offices at Halifax), who represented the Winnipeg _Free Press_,
and myself, hadn’t much in the way of solids until late in the
afternoon. The banquet was held that evening in a large building
belonging to the Coal company, and Mac and I thought we would seek a
quiet corner to report the speeches. We got in the wrong door, and came
out unexpectedly on the platform on which the guests of the evening were
seated. Sir Alexander Galt presided, with His Excellency on his right,
and Mac and I, feeling very embarrassed, were ushered into seats
directly facing them with our backs to the audience. After the chairman
and His Excellency’s address, Sir Alexander insisted that both Mac and I
should speak, but we begged off, and the next morning we visited some
Indian reserves and Port Macleod, where my old friend, Kamoose Taylor,
entertained us, the banquet chiefly consisting of liquid refreshments.
At one of the reserves Jerry Potts was interpreter, and Jerry got tired
of the long-winded talks of the red men. You see, one of them gets up
and talks for five minutes or so, and then the interpreter translates
his words into English. One chap was especially importunate. He was
starving for this and starving for that until the interpreter’s patience
ceased. A ten-minute aboriginal declamation was condensed by Jerry as
follows: “He wants, he wants to live like the white man. He wants pie.”
The conference then suddenly came to a close, with His Excellency doing
his best to conceal his laughter.
It was on this trip that Jerry is said to have sent back a message to
the gubernatorial party, after having been frequently bothered by
enquiries as to what would be seen when the driving party got to the top
of the next hill: “Another hill, you d——n fools.”
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