Reminiscences of a Raconteur, Between the '40s and the '20sHam, George H. (George Henry)
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Reminiscences of a Raconteur, Between the '40s and the '20s
Ham, George H. (George Henry)
Canada; Ham, George H. (George Henry), 1847-1926; Journalists -- Canada -- Biography
Sir John A. Macdonald, Sir Wilfrid Laurier, Sir Charles Tupper, Sir John
Carling, Sir George Foster frequently were honored guests, and such
senators and commoners as Nicholas Flood Davin, Dr. Landerkin, George
Casey, Sir Sam Hughes, Hon. R. Lemieux, Col. E. J. Chambers, Col. Smith,
Dr. Sproule, Ed. Macdonald, Senator George Fowler, Hon. Geo. P. Graham,
Hon. R. F. Sutherland, Charlie Parmalee, Harry Charlton of the Grand
Trunk, John P. Knight, Tom Daly, M.P., E. G. Prior, M.P., Robt. S.
White. M.P., James Somerville, M.P., J. J. Curran, M.P., and a host of
others gladly accepted the highly coveted invitation. My first
appearance at one of these was in 1886. The gathering was a
comparatively small one, but still very respectable. John T. Hawke, of
the Ottawa _Free Press_ and for years subsequently publisher of the
Moncton _Transcript_, was assigned the reply to the toast of “The
Conservative Party” and R. S. White that to the toast of “The Liberal
Party.” The joke consisted in the fact that Mr. White was about as hard
shell a Tory in those days as Mr. Hawke was an adamant Grit. Mr. White
treated his subject humorously, reciting as commendable all the faults
of the Liberal party, recounting their electoral failures as due to a
stupid public, and winding up with the hope that the party which for the
nonce he represented might for many years continue to adorn the place
they held in the Commons. The Liberals then were in a hopeless minority.
Mr. Hawke was nonplussed by the line Mr. White had taken and his attack
on the Conservative party fell somewhat flat. He had missed the joke of
entrusting him with the toast.
The president of the gallery always occupied the chair, having the Prime
Minister on his right and the leader of the Opposition on his left. For
sixteen consecutive years I was honored with a seat next Sir Wilfrid,
whether he was in office or out of it—bluff old Harry Anderson of the
Toronto _Globe_ could tell you why.
The only reason I can give for being chosen to sit beside Sir Wilfrid
all these years was that I never wanted anything of him and didn’t worry
him by introducing theological, theosophical, social, scientific or any
other subject that was not in complete harmony with the spirit and
informality of the evening. And Sir Wilfrid did enjoy a joke. One night
I called his attention to the fact that the waiter was removing the
silverware between courses.
“Why, yes! What does he do that for?” he asked.
“Well, you know, Sir Wilfrid, he’s responsible for the table-ware.”
“Surely,” remarked Sir Wilfrid solemnly, “he doesn’t suspect me, does
he?”
“Not yet, Sir Wilfrid, not yet.”
Then again I remarked to him that I supposed he travelled a good deal,
and he said he did.
“And you put up at first-class hotels, too, I presume?” He acknowledged
that he did.
“Did you ever notice, Sir Wilfrid, how small the cakes of soap in the
bedrooms are nowadays?”
He said he had, and wanted to know the reason of their diminished size.
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