Domestic fiction; Impostors and imposture -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction; Wills -- Fiction
“Gone to look in?” Tom asked, and I replied, “Possibly. I heard her say
she meant to try it sometime.”
“All right. I’ll find her and look in, too,” Tom answered. “But I must
see Irene first. Where is she?”
I told him, and he was soon with her, and saying:
“I am glad to see you in so good order. I didn’t know for a minute but
you were a goner when you went out of sight, and I began to think of all
the mean things I ever did and said to you, even to the angleworm I put
on your neck years ago. I really did, and if you had been drowned I
believe I should have worn crêpe. I should have jumped in after you if
Rex had not got ahead of me. He swims like a fish and the way he brought
you to land was beautiful to see. And, I say, that ducking improved your
looks, if they could be improved. The loss of your topknot was a good
thing.”
“What do you mean?” Irene asked, and Tom replied:
“I mean that you look better with that Eifel tower off your head. It
made you too tall.”
“Five feet nine, that’s all,” Irene answered, a little crisply.
“In reality, perhaps; but five ten in appearance—taller than Rex, and
that won’t do,” was Tom’s rejoinder, while Irene asked:
“Did he ever criticise my height?”
“Why, no; not exactly,” Tom replied, with a feeling that he was getting
into hot water. “He has said something about your being rather tall, but
with your hair as it is now, and that topknot half-way across the
Atlantic, as it must be by this time, you are all right, and I never saw
you look so well.”
Irene knew Tom meant all he said, and her face brightened a little, but
there was still a shadow on it as she said:
“Do please be serious and sensible for once, and tell me if Mr. Travers
saw the braid I lost?”
For a moment Tom hesitated; then he replied:
“Saw it? of course he did. How could he help it when he pulled it off
your head and thought he had a part of your scalp with it? You never saw
so distressed a fellow as he was holding it gingerly as if it were a
live thing, and he was so relieved when I told him it had never grown on
the top of your head, ‘the place where the wool ought to grow.’ You know
that medley.”
“O Tom! why will you worry me so?” Irene asked, and Tom replied:
“I’m not worrying you. I’m only telling you how badly Rex felt when he
thought he had torn off part of your head in trying to save you, and how
relieved he was when I set him right. You see he lost his mother when he
was a baby, and never had any sisters, or cousins, or aunts—was reared
by an old mammy, who was once a slave in the family, and he knows
nothing of girls’ little arts and make-ups, and supposed, of course,
that every hair of that steeple was natural. I think he is glad it was
not and that a part of it has gone to the mermaids. I am.”
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