Domestic fiction; Impostors and imposture -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction; Wills -- Fiction
“If Tom were only here to start me,” he thought, as he took up his pen
and a sheet of dainty note paper with his monogram in the corner. It was
very easy to write “Oakfield, Aug. ——” but what to say next was a
puzzler. Finally he wrote: “My dear Irene,” and then stopped and stared
at it, with a feeling that it was quite too familiar. He had never
called her Irene, and he didn’t know as she was his “dear.” He must
think about it. He liked her and he supposed she would be his wife, and
in time very dear to him. But now “My dear” was a little too strong with
Irene attached to it. Taking another sheet he began: “Miss Irene
Burdick,” but that was quite too formal and this second sheet followed
the first into the waste basket. He had only one left of that particular
kind and could not afford to spoil that. So he practised on a less
expensive sheet till he decided that “Dear Miss Burdick,” which meant
nothing, as dear was a common mode of expression, would do, and began to
write, sweating like rain, weighing every word, and feeling that the
hardest work he had ever done was writing that letter, which in a way
was intended as a proposal.
“Dear Miss Burdick,” he wrote, “I am very sorry for the illness of your
brother, which necessitated your leaving so suddenly, just as I was
about to speak of something I ought to have spoken of before, and
should, but for my natural nervousness or shyness, or whatever you may
choose to call it, together with a doubt as to what were your feelings
on the subject. Believe me, Miss Burdick, I would not on any account try
to persuade you to think favorably of the plan if your heart is not in
it. I am aware that you are placed in a very delicate position, which I
regret as much as you possibly can.”
Here Rex stopped suddenly, with a feeling that it would never do to say
that he regretted the relation in which he stood to Irene. He had made a
horrid blunder and used up his last sheet of fine note paper.
“Oh, for Tom, or somebody,” he groaned, and the somebody came in the
person of Colin, who knocked at the door. “Oh, come in, come. I am glad
to see you,” Rex said, changing his mind with regard to consulting
Colin. “I am writing to Miss Burdick and have spoiled three sheets of my
best note paper, and have told her she can not regret the peculiar
relations in which we stand to each other more than I do. What do you
think of that?”
“I think you are an imbecile, or crazy,” Colin said. “I could do better,
and I never wrote a love-letter in my life.”
“I know you could and I wish you’d write it for me, or make an outline
for me to copy. Will you?” Rex said.
“Heavens and earth!” Colin replied. “Do you expect an old man like me to
dictate your love-letters? Plunge in and say something like this: ‘My
dear Irene, I ought to have spoken to you before, but I am such a coward
and I did not know how you felt, or if your pulse beat in unison with
mine.’”
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