Representative English Comedies, v. 1. From the beginnings to Shakespeare
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Representative English Comedies, v. 1. From the beginnings to Shakespeare
English drama (Comedy)
_Launder._ Promyse me to speke that the sone may shyne bryght,
And I wyll be gone quyckly for all nyght.
_Mery-reporte._ Get you both hens, I pray you hartely; 945
Your sewtes I perceyve and wyll reporte them trewly
Unto Jupyter, at the next leysure,
And in the same desyre, to know his pleasure;
Whyche knowledge hadde, even as he doth show yt,
Feare ye not, tyme enough, ye shall know it. 950
_Gentylwoman._ Syr, yf ye medyll, remember me fyrste.
_Launder._ Then in this medlynge my parte shal be the wurst.
_Mery-reporte._ Now, I beseche our lorde, the devyll the[200] burst.
Who medlyth wyth many I hold hym accurst,
Thou hore, can I medyl wyth you both at ones. 955
_Here the_ GENTYLWOMAN _goth forth_.
_Launder._ By the mas, knave, I wold I had both thy stones
In my purs, yf thou medyl not indyfferently,
That both our maters in yssew may be lyckly.
_Mery-reporte._ Many wordes, lyttell mater, and to no purpose,
Suche is the effect that thou dost dysclose, 960
The more ye byb[201] the more ye babyll,
The more ye babyll the more ye fabyll,
The more ye fabyll the more unstabyll,
The more unstabyll the more unabyll,
In any maner thynge to do any good. 965
No hurt though ye were hanged, by the holy rood! D ii _b_
_Launder._ The les your sylence, the lesse your credence,
The les your credens the les your honeste,
The les your honeste the les your assystens,
The les your assystens the les abylyte 970
In you to do ought. Wherfore, so god me save,
No hurte in hangynge such a raylynge knave.
_Mery-reporte._ What monster is this? I never harde none suche.
For loke how myche more I have made her to myche,
And so farre, at lest, she hath made me to lyttell. 975
Wher be ye Launder? I thynke in some spytell.[202]
Ye shall washe me no gere, for feare of fretynge[203]
I love no launders that shrynke my gere in wettynge,
I praye the go hens, and let me be in rest.
I wyll do thyne erand as I thynke best. 980
_Launder._ Now wolde I take my leve, yf I wyste how.
The lenger I lyve the more knave you.
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