Representative English Comedies, v. 1. From the beginnings to Shakespeare
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Representative English Comedies, v. 1. From the beginnings to Shakespeare
English drama (Comedy)
Your fyrst man wold have wether clere and not wyndy; 1105
The seconde the same, save cooles[218] to blow meanly;
The thyrd desyred stormes and wynde moste extremely;
The fourth all in water and wolde have no wynde;
The fyft no water, but al wynde to grynde;
The syxt wold have none of all these, nor no bright son; 1110
The seventh extremely the hote son wold have wonne;
The eyght, and the last, for frost & snow he prayd.
Byr lady, we shall take shame, I am a-frayd!
Who marketh in what maner this sort is led
May thynke yt impossyble all to be sped. 1115
This nomber is smale, there lacketh twayne of ten,
And yet, by the masse, amonge ten thousand men
No one thynge could stande more wyde from the tother;
Not one of theyr sewtes agreeth wyth an other.
I promyse you, here is a shrewed pece of warke. 1120
This gere wyll trye wether ye be a clarke.
Yf ye trust to me, yt is a great foly;
For yt passeth my braynes, by goddes body!
_Jupyter._ Son, thou haste ben dylygent and done so well,
That thy labour is ryght myche thanke-worthy. D iv _b_ 1125
But be thou suer we nede no whyt thy counsell,
For in ourselfe we have foresene remedy,
Whyche thou shalt se. But, fyrste, departe hence quyckly
To the gentylman and all other sewters here
And commaunde them all before us to appere. 1130
_Mery-reporte._ That shall be no longer in doynge
Then I am in commynge and goynge.
MERY-REPORTE _goth out_.
_Jupyter._ Suche debate as from above ye have herde,
Suche debate beneth amonge your selfes ye se;
As longe as heddes from temperaunce be deferd, 1135
So longe the bodyes in dystemperaunce be,
This perceyve ye all, but none can helpe save we.
But as we there have made peace concordantly,
So woll we here now gyve you remedy.
MERY-REPORTE _and al the sewters entreth_.
_Mery-reporte._ If I hadde caught them 1140
Or ever I raught[219] them,
I wolde have taught them
To be nere me;
Full dere have I bought them,
Lorde, so I sought them, 1145
Yet have I brought them,
Suche as they be.
_Gentylman._ Pleaseth yt your majeste, lorde, so yt is,
We, as your subjectes and humble sewters all,
Accordynge as we here your pleasure is, 1150
Are presyd[220] to your presens, beynge principall
Hed and governour of all in every place,
Who joyeth not in your syght, no joy can have.
Wherfore we all commyt us to your grace
As lorde of lordes us to peryshe or save. 1155
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