Representative English Comedies, v. 1. From the beginnings to Shakespeare
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Representative English Comedies, v. 1. From the beginnings to Shakespeare
English drama (Comedy)
And then the matter is in as yll case.
But in fayth all these wordes be in wast, 105
For I thynke the matter is done and past;
And whan she cometh home she wyll begyn to chyde,
But she shall have her payment styk by her syde;
For I shall order her, for all her brawlyng,
That she shall repent to go a catter-wawlyng.[250] 110
[_Enter_ TYB.]
_Tyb._ Why, whom wylt thou beate, I say, thou knave?
_Johan._ Who, I, Tyb? none, so God me save.
_Tyb._ Yes, I harde the say thou woldest one bete.
_Johan._ Mary, wyfe, it was stokfysshe[251] in Temmes Strete,
Whiche wyll be good meate agaynst Lent. A ii _b_ 115
Why, Tyb, what haddest thou thought that I had ment?
_Tyb._ Mary, me thought I harde the bawlyng.
Wilt thou never leve this wawlyng?[252]
Howe the dyvell dost thou thy selfe behave?
Shall we ever have this worke, thou knave? 120
_Johan._ What! wyfe, how sayst thou? was it well gest of me
That thou woldest be come home in safete,
As sone as I had kendled a fyre?
Come warme the, swete Tyb, I the requyre.
_Tyb._ O, Johan Johan, I am afrayd, by this lyght, 125
That I shalbe sore syk this nyght.
_Johan_ [_aside_]. By cokkis soule, nowe, I dare lay a swan
That she comes nowe streyght fro Syr Johan;
For ever whan she hath fatched of hym a lyk,
Than she comes home, and sayth she is syk. 130
_Tyb._ What sayst thou?
_Johan._ Mary, I say,
It is mete for a woman to go play
Abrode in the towne for an houre or two.
_Tyb._ Well, gentylman, go to, go to.
_Johan._ Well, let us have no more debate. 135
_Tyb_ [_aside_]. If he do not fyght, chyde, and rate,
Braule and fare as one that were frantyke,
There is nothyng that may hym lyke.[253]
_Johan_ [_aside_]. If that the parysshe preest, Syr Jhān,
Dyd not se her nowe and than,
And gyve her absolution upon a bed,
For wo and payne she wolde sone be deed.
_Tyb._ For goddis sake, Johan Johan, do the not displease,
Many a tyme I am yll at ease.
What thynkest nowe, am not I somwhat syk? 145
_Johan_ [_aside_]. Nowe wolde to God, and swete Saynt Dyryk,[254]
That thou warte in the water up to the throte,
Or in a burnyng oven red hote,
To se an I wolde pull the out.
_Tyb._ Nowe, Johan Johan, to put the out of dout, 150
Imagyn thou where that I was
Before I came home.
_Johan._ My percase,[255]
Thou wast prayenge in the Churche of Poules
Upon thy knees for all Chrysten soules.
_Tyb._ Nay.
_Johan._ Than if thou wast not so holy, 155
Shewe me where thou wast, and make no lye?
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