Representative English Comedies, v. 1. From the beginnings to Shakespeare
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Representative English Comedies, v. 1. From the beginnings to Shakespeare
English drama (Comedy)
_Johan._ Cokkis body, this waxe it waxte colde agayn here;-- 610
But what! shall I anone go to bed,
And eate nothyng, nother meate nor brede?
I have not be wont to have suche fare.
_Tyb._ Why! were ye not served there as ye are,
Chafyng the waxe, standying by the fyre? 615
_Johan._ Why, what mete gave ye me, I you requyre?
_Sir J._ Wast thou not served, I pray the hartely,
Both with the brede, the ale, and the pye?
_Johan._ No, syr, I had none of that fare.
_Tyb._ Why! were ye not served there as ye are, 620
Standyng by the fyre chafyng the waxe?
_Johan._ Lo, here be many tryfyls and knakks--
By kokkis soule, they wene I am other dronke or mad.
_Tyb._ And had ye no meate, Johan Johan? no had?
_Johan._ No, Tyb my wyfe, I had not a whyt. 625
_Tyb._ What, not a morsel?
_Johan._ No, not one byt;
For honger, I trowe, I shall fall in a sowne.
_Sir J._ O, that were pyte, I swere by my crowne.
_Tyb._ But is it trewe?
_Johan._ Ye, for a surete.
_Tyb._ Dost thou ly?
_Johan._ No, so mote I the![282] 630
_Tyb._ Hast thou had nothyng?
_Johan._ No, not a byt.
_Tyb._ Hast thou not dronke?
_Johan._ No, not a whyt.
_Tyb._ Where wast thou?
_Johan._ By the fyre I dyd stande.
_Tyb._ What dydyst?
_Johan._ I chafed this waxe in my hande,
Where-as I knewe of wedded men the payne 635
That they have, and yet dare not complayne;
For the smoke put out my eyes two,
I burned my face, and rayde my clothes also,
Mendyng the payle, whiche is so rotten and olde,
That it will not skant together holde; 640
And syth it is so, and syns that ye twayn
Wold gyve me no meate for my suffysance, B iv _b_
By ko[k]kis soule I wyll take no lenger payn,
Ye shall do all yourself, with a very vengaunce,
For me, and take thou there thy payle now, 645
And yf thou canst mend it, let me se how.
_Tyb._ A! horson's knave! hast thou brok my payll?
Thou shall repent, by kokkis lylly nayll.
Rech me my dystaf, or my clyppyng sherys:
I shall make the blood ronne about his erys. 650
_Johan._ Nay, stand styll, drab, I say, and come no nere,
For by kokkis blood, yf thou come here,
Or yf thou onys styr toward this place,
I shall throw this shovyll full of colys in thy face.
_Tyb._ Ye! horson dryvyll! get the out of my dore. 655
_Johan._ Nay! get thou out of my house, thou prestis hore.
_Sir J._ Thou lyest, horson kokold, evyn to thy face.
_Johan._ And thou lyest, pyld preest, with an evyll grace.
_Tyb._ And thou lyest.
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