Representative English Comedies, v. 1. From the beginnings to Shakespeare
General
Representative English Comedies, v. 1. From the beginnings to Shakespeare
English drama (Comedy)
_Tib. Talk._ If she kepe not promise, I will beshrewe hir head:
B ii _b_
But it will be starke nyght before I shall have done. 5
_R. Royster_ [_aside_]. I will stande here a while, and talke with
them anon,
I heare them speake of Custance, which doth my heart good,
To heare hir name spoken doth even comfort my blood.
_M. Mumbl._ Sit downe to your worke Tibet like a good girle.
_Tib. Talk._ Nourse medle you with your spyndle and your whirle, 10
No haste but good, Madge Mumblecrust, for whip and whurre[393]
The olde proverbe doth say, never made good furre.
_M. Mumbl._ Well, ye wyll sitte downe to your worke anon, I trust.
_Tib. Talk._ Soft fire maketh sweete malte,[394] good Madge
Mumblecrust.
_M. Mumbl._ And sweete malte maketh joly good ale for the nones. 15
_Tib. Talk._ Whiche will slide downe the lane without any bones.
_Cantet._[395]
Olde browne bread crustes must have much good mumblyng,
But good ale downe your throte hath good easie tumbling.
_R. Royster_ [_aside_]. The jolyest wench that ere I hearde, little
mouse,--
May I not rejoice that she shall dwell in my house? 20
_Tib. Talk._ So sirrha, nowe this geare beginneth for to frame.
_M. Mumbl._ Thanks to God, though your work stand stil, your tong
is not lame
_Tib. Talk._ And though your teeth be gone, both so sharpe and so fine
Yet your tongue can renne on patins[396] as well as mine.
_M. Mumbl._ Ye were not for nought named Tyb Talke apace. 25
_Tib. Talk._ Doth my talke grieve you? Alack, God save your grace.
_M. Mumbl._ I holde[397] a grote ye will drinke anon for this geare.
_Tib. Talk._ And I wyll pray you the stripes for me to beare.
_M. Mumbl._ I holde a penny, ye will drink without a cup.
_Tib. Talk._ Wherein so ere ye drinke, I wote ye drinke all up. 30
_An. Alyface._[398] By Cock and well sowed, my good Tibet Talke apace.
_Tib. Talk._ And een as well knitte my nowne Annot Alyface.
_R. Royster_ [_aside_]. See what a sort she kepeth that must be my
wife[!]
Shall not I when I have hir, leade a merrie life?
_Tib. Talk._ Welcome my good wenche, and sitte here by me just. 35
_An. Alyface._ And howe doth our old beldame here, Mage Mumblecrust?
_Tib. Talk._ Chyde, and finde faultes, and threaten to complaine.
_An. Alyface._ To make us poore girles shent to hir is small gaine.
B iii
_M. Mumbl._ I dyd neyther chyde, nor complaine, nor threaten.
_R. Royster_ [_aside_]. It woulde grieve my heart to see one of them
beaten. 40
_M. Mumbl._ I dyd nothyng but byd hir worke and holde hir peace.
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