Representative English Comedies, v. 1. From the beginnings to Shakespeare
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Representative English Comedies, v. 1. From the beginnings to Shakespeare
English drama (Comedy)
_M. Mery._ He is ashamed the numbre of them to shewe.
Een rounde about him, as many thousande sheepe goes, 55
As he and thou and I too, have fingers and toes.
_M. Mumbl._ And how many yeares olde be you?
_R. Royster._ Fortie at lest.
_M. Mery._ Yea and thrice fortie to them. C i _b_
_R. Royster._ Nay now thou dost jest.
I am not so olde, thou misreckonest my yeares. 59
_M. Mery._ I know that: but my minde was on bullockes and steeres.
_M. Mumbl._ And what shall I shewe hir your masterships name is?
_R. Royster._ Nay she shall make sute ere she know that ywis.
_M. Mumbl._ Yet let me somewhat knowe.
_M. Mery._ This is hee[,] understand,
That killed the blewe Spider[427] in Blanchepouder[428] lande.
_M. Mumbl._ Yea _Jesus_[!] William[!] zee law[!] dyd he zo[?]
law[!] 65
_M. Mery._ Yea and the last Elephant[429] that ever he sawe,
As the beast passed by, he start out of a buske,[430]
And een with pure strength of armes pluckt out his great tuske.
_M. Mumbl._ _Jesus, nomine patris_ [_crossing herself_], what a thing
was that?
_R. Roister._ Yea but Merygreke one thing thou hast forgot. 70
_M. Mery._ What?
_R. Royster._ Of thother Elephant.
_M. Mery._ Oh hym that fledde away.
_R. Royster._ Yea.
_M. Mery._ Yea he knew that his match was in place that day
Tut, he bet the king of Crickets[431] on Christmasse day,
That he crept in a hole, and not a worde to say.
_M. Mumbl._ A sore man by zembletee.[432] 75
_M. Mery._ Why, he wrong a club
Once in a fray out of the hande of Belzebub.
_R. Royster._ And how when Mumfision?
_M. Mery._ Oh your coustrelyng[433]
Bore the lanterne a fielde so before the gozelyng.
Nay that is to long a matter now to be tolde:
Never aske his name Nurse, I warrant thee, be bolde, 80
He conquered in one day from _Rome_, to _Naples_,
And woonne Townes[,] nourse[,] as fast as thou canst make Apples.
_M. Mumbl._ O Lorde, my heart quaketh for feare: he is to sore.
_R. Royster._ Thou makest hir to much afearde, Merygreeke no more.
This tale woulde feare my sweete heart Custance right evill.
_M. Mery._ Nay let hir take him Nurse, and feare not the devill. 86
But thus is our song dasht. [_To the musicians_] Sirs ye may
home againe.
_R. Royster._ No shall they not. I charge you all here to remaine:
The villaine slaves[!] a whole day ere they can be founde.
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