Representative English Comedies, v. 1. From the beginnings to Shakespeare
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Representative English Comedies, v. 1. From the beginnings to Shakespeare
English drama (Comedy)
_R. Royster._ What is a gentleman but his worde and his promise?
I must nowe save this vilaines lyfe in any wife,
And yet at hym already my handes doe tickle,
I shall uneth holde them, they wyll be so fickle.
But lo and Merygreeke have not brought him sens? 5
_M. Mery_ [_entering with the Scriv._]. Nay I woulde I had of my
purse payde fortie pens.
_Scrivener._ So woulde I too: but it needed not that stounde,
_M. Mery._ But the jentman[525] had rather spent five thousande
pounde,
For it disgraced him at least five tymes so muche.
_Scrivener._ He disgraced hym selfe, his loutishnesse is suche. 10
_R. Royster._ Howe long they stande prating? Why comst thou not away?
_M. Mery._ Come nowe to hymselfe, and hearke what he will say.
_Scrivener._ I am not afrayde in his presence to appeere.
_R. Royster._ Arte thou come felow?
_Scrivener._ How thinke you? am I not here? 14
_R. Royster._ What hindrance hast thou done me, and what villanie?
_Scrivener._ It hath come of thy selfe, if thou hast had any.
_R. Royster._ All the stocke thou comest of later or rather,[526]
From thy fyrst fathers grandfathers fathers father,
Nor all that shall come of thee to the worldes ende, F i
Though to three score generations they descende, 20
Can be able to make me a just recompense,
For this trespasse of thine and this one offense.
_Scrivener._ Wherin?
_R. Royster._ Did not you make me a letter brother?[527]
_Scrivener._ Pay the like hire, I will make you suche an other.
_R. Royster._ Nay see and these whooreson Phariseys and Scribes 25
Doe not get their livyng by polling[528] and bribes.[529]
If it were not for shame
[_advances towards the Scr. to strike him._]
_Scrivener_[530]. Nay holde thy hands still.
_M. Mery._ Why[,] did ye not promise that ye would not him spill?
_Scrivener_ [_prepares to fight_]. Let him not spare me.
[_Strikes R._]
_R. Royster._ Why wilt thou strike me again?
_Scrivener._ Ye shall have as good as ye bring of me that is plaine. 30
_M. Mery._ I can not blame him sir, though your blowes wold him greve.
For he knoweth present death to ensue of all ye geve.
_R. Royster._ Well, this man for once hath purchased thy pardon.
_Scrivener._ And what say ye to me? or else I will be gon.
_R. Royster._ I say the letter thou madest me was not good. 35
_Scrivener._ Then did ye wrong copy it of likelyhood.
_R. Royster._ Yes, out of thy copy worde for worde I wrote.
_Scrivener._ Then was it as ye prayed to have it I wote,
But in reading and pointyng there was made some faulte.
_R. Royster._ I wote not, but it made all my matter to haulte. 40
_Scrivener._ How say you, is this mine originall or no?
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