Representative English Comedies, v. 1. From the beginnings to Shakespeare
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Representative English Comedies, v. 1. From the beginnings to Shakespeare
English drama (Comedy)
_C. Custance._ Speake not of winnyng me: for it shall never be so.
_R. Royster._ Yes dame, I will have you whether ye will or no,
I commaunde you to love me, wherfore shoulde ye not?
Is not my love to you chafing and burning hot? 85
_M. Mery._ Too hir, that is well sayd.
_R. Royster._ Shall I so breake my braine
To dote upon you, and ye not love us againe?
_M. Mery._ Wel sayd yet.
_C. Custance._ Go to[,] you goose.
_R. Royster._ I say Kit Custance,
In case ye will not haze,[545] well, better yes perchaunce.
F iv _b_
_C. Custance._ Avaunt lozell,[546] picke thee hence. 90
_M. Mery._ Well sir, ye perceive,
For all your kinde offer, she will not you receive.
_R. Royster._ Then a strawe for hir, and a strawe for hir againe,
She shall not be my wife, woulde she never so faine,
No and though she would be at ten thousand pounde cost.
_M. Mery._ Lo dame, ye may see what an husbande ye have lost. 95
_C. Custance._ Yea, no force, a jewell muche better lost than founde.
_M. Mery._ Ah, ye will not beleve how this doth my heart wounde.
How shoulde a mariage betwene you be towarde,
If both parties drawe backe, and become so frowarde.
_R. Royster_ [_threatening, advancing upon Cust._]. Nay dame, I will
fire thee out of thy house,[547] 100
And destroy thee and all thine, and that by and by.
_M. Mery._ Nay for the passion of God sir, do not so.
_R. Royster._ Yes, except she will say yea to that she sayd no.
_C. Custance._ And what, be there no officers trow we, in towne
To checke idle loytrers,[548] braggyng up and downe? 105
Where be they, by whome vacabunds shoulde be represt?
That poore sillie[549] Widowes might live in peace and rest.
Shall I never ridde thee out of my companie?
I will call for helpe, what hough, come forth Trupenie.
_Trupenie_ [_entering_]. Anon. What is your will mistresse? dyd ye
call me? 110
_C. Custance._ Yea, go runne apace, and as fast as may be,
Pray Tristram Trusty, my moste assured frende,
To be here by and by, that he may me defende.
_Trupenie._ That message so quickly shall be done by Gods grace,
That at my returne ye shall say, I went apace. _Exeat._ 115
_C. Custance._ Then shall we see I trowe, whether ye shall do me
harme,
_R. Royster._ Yes in faith Kitte, I shall thee[550] and thine so
charme,
That all women incarnate by thee may beware.
_C. Custance._ Nay, as for charming me, come hither if thou dare,
I shall cloute thee tyll thou stinke, both thee and thy
traine, 120
And coyle thee mine owne handes, and sende thee home againe.
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