Representative English Comedies, v. 1. From the beginnings to Shakespeare
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Representative English Comedies, v. 1. From the beginnings to Shakespeare
English drama (Comedy)
_R. Royster._ I lacke yet an hedpiece.
_M. Mery._ The kitchen collocauit,[571] the best hennes to grece,
Runne, fet it Dobinet, and come at once withall,
And bryng with thee my potgunne, hangyng by the wall,
[_Dobinet goes_]
I have seene your head with it full many a tyme,
Covered as safe as it had bene with a skrine: 65
And I warrant it save your head from any stroke,
Except perchaunce to be amased[572] with the smoke:
I warrant your head therwith, except for the mist,
As safe as if it were fast locked up in a chist: [_Dob. enters_]
And loe here our Dobinet commeth with it nowe. 70
_D. Dough._ I will cover me to the shoulders well inow.
_M. Mery._ Let me see it on.
_R. Royster._ In fayth it doth metely well.
_M. Mery._ There can be no fitter thing. Now ye must us tell
What to do.
_R. Royster._ Now forth in ray sirs, and stoppe no more. 73
_M. Mery._ Now sainct George to borow,[573] Drum dubbe a dubbe afore.
_T. Trusty._ [_entering_]. What meane you to do sir, committe
manslaughter.
_R. Royster._ To kyll fortie such, is a matter of laughter.
_T. Trusty._ And who is it sir, whome ye intende thus to spill?
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_R. Royster._ Foolishe Custance here forceth me against my will.
_T. Trusty._ And is there no meane your extreme wrath to slake. 80
She shall some amendes unto your good mashyp make.
_R. Royster._ I will none amendes.
_T. Trusty._ Is hir offence so sore?
_M. Mery._ And he were a loute she coulde have done no more.
She hath calde him foole, and dressed him like a foole.
Mocked him lyke a foole, used him like a foole. 85
_T. Trusty._ Well yet the Sheriffe, the Justice, or Constable,
Hir misdemeanour to punishe might be able.
_R. Royster._ No sir, I mine owne selfe will in this present cause,
Be Sheriffe, and Justice, and whole Judge of the lawes,
This matter to amende, all officers be I shall, 90
Constable, Bailiffe, Sergeant.
_M. Mery._ And hangman and all.
_T. Trusty._ Yet a noble courage, and the hearte of a man
Should more honour winne by bearyng with a woman.
Therfore take the lawe, and lette hir aunswere thereto.
_R. Royster._ Merygreeke, the best way were even so to do. 95
What honour should it be with a woman to fight?
_M. Mery._ And what then, will ye thus forgo and lese your right?
_R. Royster._ Nay, I will take the lawe on hir withouten grace.
_T. Trusty._ Or yf your mashyp coulde pardon this one trespace.
I pray you forgive hir. 100
_R. Royster._ Hoh?
_M. Mery._ Tushe tushe sir do not.
Be good maister to hir.
_R. Royster._ Hoh?
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