Representative English Comedies, v. 1. From the beginnings to Shakespeare
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Representative English Comedies, v. 1. From the beginnings to Shakespeare
English drama (Comedy)
_Hodge._ Iche cannot styll but muse, what mervaylous thinge it is.
Chyll in and know my selfe what matters are amys. 42
_Diccon._ Then fare well, Hodge, a while, synce thou doest inward
hast,
For I will into the good wyfe Chats, to feele how the ale doth
taste.
The fyrst Acte. The thyrd Sceane.
HODGE. TYB.
_Hodge._ Cham agast; by the masse, ich wot not what to do.
Chad nede blesse me well before ich go them to.
Perchaunce some felon sprit may haunt our house indeed;
And then chwere but a noddy to venter where cha no neede.
_Tyb._ Cham worse then mad, by the masse, to be at this staye! 5
Cham chyd, cham blamd, and beaton, all thoures on the daye;
Lamed and honger-storved, prycked up all in jagges,
Havyng no patch to hyde my backe, save a few rotten ragges!
_Hodge._ I say, Tyb--if thou be Tyb, as I trow sure thou bee,--
What devyll make a doe is this, betweene our dame and thee? 10
_Tyb._ Gogs breade, Hodg, thou had a good turne thou wart not here
[this while]! A iii b
It had been better for some of us to have ben hence a myle;
My gammer is so out of course and frantyke all at ones,
That Cocke, our boy, and I, poore wench, have felt it on our
bones.
_Hodge._ What is the matter--say on, Tib--wherat she taketh so on? 15
_Tyb._ She is undone, she sayth, alas! her joye and life is gone!
If shee here not of some comfort, she is, fayth![665] but dead;
Shal never come within her lyps one inch of meate ne bread.
_Hodge._ Byr Ladie, cham not very glad to see her in this dumpe.
Cholde[666] a noble her stole hath fallen, & shee hath broke
her rumpe. 20
_Tyb._ Nay, and that were the worst, we wold not greatly care
For bursting of her huckle bone, or breaking of her chaire;
But greatter, greater, is her grief, as, Hodge, we shall all feele!
_Hodge._ Gogs woundes, Tyb! my gammer has never lost her neele?
_Tyb._ Her neele!
_Hodge._ Her neele! 25
_Tyb._ Her neele!
By him that made me, it is true, Hodge, I tell thee.
_Hodge._ Gogs sacrament, I would she had lost tharte out of her
bellie!
The Devill, or els his dame, they ought[667] her, sure, a shame!
How a murryon came this chaunce, say, Tib! unto our dame?
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