Representative Plays by American Dramatists: 1856-1911: The New York IdeaMitchell, Langdon Elwyn
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Representative Plays by American Dramatists: 1856-1911: The New York Idea
Mitchell, Langdon Elwyn
American drama
_Through the growing noise of voices and laughter,_ CYNTHIA'S
_voice is heard._ SIR WILFRID _is seen in the outer hall. He
is burdened with wraps, not to mention a newspaper and
parasol, which in no wise check his flow of gay remarks to_
CYNTHIA, _who is still outside._ CYNTHIA'S _voice, and now_
MATTHEW'S, _reach those inside, and, at last, both join_ SIR
WILFRID, _who has turned at the door to wait for them. As she
reaches the door_, CYNTHIA _turns and speaks to_ MATTHEW,
_who immediately follows her. She is in automobile attire,
wearing goggles, a veil, and an exquisite duster of latest
Paris style. They come in with a subdued bustle and noise. As
their eyes light on_ CYNTHIA, SUDLEY _and_ MISS HENEAGE
_exclaim, and there is a general movement._
SUDLEY. 'Pon my word!
GRACE. Hah!
MISS HENEAGE. [_Bristling up to her feet, her sensibilities
outraged._] Shocking!
GRACE _remains standing above sofa._ SUDLEY _moves toward
her_, MISS HENEAGE _sitting down again._ MRS. PHILLIMORE
_reclines on sofa._ CYNTHIA _begins to speak as soon as she
appears and speaks fluently to the end._
CYNTHIA. No! I never was so surprised in my life, as when I strolled
into the paddock and they gave me a rousing reception--old Jimmy
Withers, Debt Gollup, Jack Deal, Monty Spiffles, the Governor and
Buckeye. All of my old admirers! They simply fell on my neck, and,
dear Matthew, what do you think I did? I turned on the water main!
[_There are movements and murmurs of disapprobation from the family._
MATTHEW _indicates a desire to go._] Oh, but you can't go!
MATTHEW. I'll return in no time!
CYNTHIA. I'm all ready to be married. Are they ready? [MATTHEW _waves
a pious, polite gesture of recognition to the family._] I beg
everybody's pardon! [_Taking off her wrap and putting it on the back
of a chair._] My goggles are so dusty, I can't see who's who! [_To_
SIR WILFRID.] Thanks! You _have_ carried it well! [_She takes the
parasol from_ SIR WILFRID.
SIR WILFRID. [_Aside to_ CYNTHIA.] When may I--?
CYNTHIA. See you next Goodwood!
SIR WILFRID. [_Imperturbably._] Oh, I'm coming back!
CYNTHIA. [_Advancing a bit toward the family._] Not a bit of use in
coming back! I shall be married before you get here! Ta! Ta! Goodwood!
SIR WILFRID. [_Not in the least affected._] I'm coming back. [_He goes
out quickly. There are more murmurs of disapprobation from the family.
There is a slight pause._
CYNTHIA. [_Beginning to take off her goggles, and moving nearer "the
family."_] I do awfully apologize for being so late!
MISS HENEAGE. [_Importantly._] Mrs. Karslake--
SUDLEY. [_Importantly._] Ahem! [CYNTHIA _lays down goggles, and sees
their severity._
CYNTHIA. Dear me! [_Surveying the flowers and for a moment
speechless._] Oh, good heavens! Why, it looks like a smart funeral!
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