Representative Plays by American Dramatists: 1856-1911: The New York IdeaMitchell, Langdon Elwyn
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Representative Plays by American Dramatists: 1856-1911: The New York Idea
Mitchell, Langdon Elwyn
American drama
MISS HENEAGE _moves; then speaks in a perfectly ordinary
natural tone, but her expression is severe._ CYNTHIA
_immediately realizes the state of affairs in its fullness._
MISS HENEAGE. [_To_ CYNTHIA.] After what has occurred, Mrs. Karslake--
CYNTHIA. [_Glances quietly toward the table, and then sits down at it,
composed and good-tempered._] I see you got my wire--so you know where
I have been.
MISS HENEAGE. To the race-course!
SUDLEY. With a rowdy Englishman. [CYNTHIA _glances at_ SUDLEY,
_uncertain whether he means to be disagreeable, or whether he is only
naturally so._
MISS HENEAGE. We concluded you desired to break the engagement!
CYNTHIA. [_Indifferently._] No! No! Oh! No!
MISS HENEAGE. Do you intend, despite of our opinion of you--
CYNTHIA. The only opinion that would have any weight with me would be
Mrs. Phillimore's.
[_She turns expectantly to_ MRS. PHILLIMORE.
MRS. PHILLIMORE. I am generally asleep at this hour, and, accordingly,
I will not venture to express any--eh--any--actual opinion. [_She
fades away._ CYNTHIA _smiles._
MISS HENEAGE. [_Coldly._] You smile. We simply inform you that as
regards _us_, the alliance is not grateful.
CYNTHIA. [_Affecting gaiety and unconcern._] And all this because the
gasoline gave out.
SUDLEY. My patience has given out!
GRACE. So has mine. I'm going.
[_She makes good her word._
SUDLEY. [_Vexed beyond civility. To_ CYNTHIA.] My dear young lady: You
come here, to this sacred--eh--eh--spot--altar!-- [_Gesture._]
odoriferous of the paddock!--speaking of Spiffles and Buckeye,--having
practically eloped!--having created a scandal, and disgraced our
family!
CYNTHIA. [_Affecting surprise at this attitude._] How does it disgrace
you? Because I like to see a high-bred, clean, nervy, sweet little
four-legged gee play the antelope over a hurdle!
MISS HENEAGE. Sister, it is high time that you--
[_She turns to_ CYNTHIA _with a gesture._
CYNTHIA. [_With quiet irony._] Mrs. Phillimore is generally asleep at
this hour, and accordingly she will not venture to express--
SUDLEY. [_Spluttering with irritation._] Enough, madam--I _venture_
to--to--to--to say, you are leading a fast life.
CYNTHIA. [_With powerful intention._] Not in this house! For six heavy
weeks have I been laid away in the grave, and I've found it very slow
indeed trying to keep pace with the dead!
SUDLEY. [_Despairingly._] This comes of horses!
CYNTHIA. [_Indignant._] Of what?
SUDLEY. C-c-caring for horses!
MISS HENEAGE. [_With sublime morality._] What Mrs. Karslake cares for
is--men.
CYNTHIA. [_Angry and gay._] What would you have me care for? The
Ornithorhyncus Paradoxus? or Pithacanthropus Erectus? Oh, I refuse to
take you seriously. [SUDLEY _begins to prepare to leave; he buttons
himself into respectability and his coat._
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