Representative Plays by American Dramatists: 1856-1911: The New York IdeaMitchell, Langdon Elwyn
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Representative Plays by American Dramatists: 1856-1911: The New York Idea
Mitchell, Langdon Elwyn
American drama
JOHN. [_Lighting his pipe and sitting down on the arm of a chair._] Of
course, if you find my presence painful, I'll--skiddoo.
_He indicates the door._ CYNTHIA _shakes her head._ JOHN
_smokes his pipe and remains seated._
CYNTHIA. [_Suddenly and quickly._] It's just simply a fact, Karslake,
and that's all there is to it--if a woman has once been married--that
is, the first man she marries--then--she may quarrel, she may hate
him--she may despise him--but she'll always be jealous of him with
other women. Always! [JOHN _takes this as if he were simply glad to
have the information._
JOHN. Oh--H'm! ah--yes--yes.
CYNTHIA. [_After a pause._] You probably felt jealous of Phillimore.
JOHN. [_Reasonably, sweetly, and in doubt._] N-o! [_Apologetically._]
I felt simply: Let him take his medicine.
CYNTHIA. Oh!
JOHN. I beg your pardon--I meant--
CYNTHIA. You meant what you said!
JOHN. [_Moving a step toward her._] Mrs. Karslake; I apologize--I
won't do it again. But it's too late for you to be out alone--Philip
will be here in a moment--and of course, then--
CYNTHIA. It isn't what you _say_--it's--it's--it's everything. It's
the entire situation. Suppose by any chance I don't marry Phillimore!
And suppose I were seen at two or three in the morning leaving my
former husband's house! It's all wrong. I have no business to be here!
I'm going! You're perfectly horrid to me, you know--and--the whole
place--it's so familiar, and so--so associated with--with--
JOHN. Discord and misery--I know--
CYNTHIA. Not at all with discord and misery! With harmony and
happiness--with--with first love, and infinite hope--and--and--Jack
Karslake,--if you don't set that chair on its legs, I think I'll
explode. [JOHN _crosses the room rapidly, and sets the chair on its
legs. His tone changes._
JOHN. [_While setting chair on its legs._] There! I beg your pardon.
CYNTHIA. [_Nervously._] I believe I hear Philip. [_She rises._
JOHN. [_Going up to the window._] N-o! That's the policeman trying the
front door! And now, see here, Mrs. Karslake,--you're only here for a
short minute, because you can't help yourself, but I want you to
understand that I'm not trying to be disagreeable--I don't want to
revive all the old unhappy--
CYNTHIA. Very well, if you don't--give me my hat. [JOHN _does so._]
And my sewing! And my gloves, please! [_She indicates the several
articles which lie on the small table._] Thanks! [CYNTHIA _throws the
lot into the fireplace, and returns to the place she has left near
table._] There! I feel better! And now--all I ask is--
JOHN. [_Laughing._] My stars, what a pleasure it is!
CYNTHIA. What is?
JOHN. Seeing you in a whirlwind!
CYNTHIA. [_Wounded by his seeming indifference._] Oh!
JOHN. No, but I mean, a real pleasure! Why not? Time's passed since
you and I were together--and--eh--
CYNTHIA. And you've forgotten what a vile temper I had!
JOHN. [_Reflectively._] Well, you did kick the stuffing out of the
matrimonial buggy--
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