Representative Plays by American Dramatists: 1856-1911: The New York IdeaMitchell, Langdon Elwyn
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Representative Plays by American Dramatists: 1856-1911: The New York Idea
Mitchell, Langdon Elwyn
American drama
CYNTHIA. No, no! It's mean of you to suggest it!
JOHN. You won't marry--
CYNTHIA. Phillimore--no; never. [_Running to the window._] No; never,
never, Jack.
JOHN. [_Opening the window and calling out._] It's all right, Judge.
You needn't wait.
_There is a pause._ JOHN _leaves the window and bursts into
laughter. He moves toward the door and closes it._ CYNTHIA
_looks dazed._
CYNTHIA. Jack! [JOHN _laughs._] Yes, but I'm here, Jack.
JOHN. Why not?
CYNTHIA. You'll have to take me round to the Holland House!
JOHN. Of course, I will! But, I say, Cynthia, there's no hurry.
CYNTHIA. Why, I--I--can't stay here.
JOHN. No, of course you can't stay here. But you can have a bite,
though. [CYNTHIA _shakes her head._ JOHN _places the small chair,
which was upset, next to the table, and the armchair close by._] Oh, I
insist. Just look at yourself--you're as pale as a sheet and--here,
here. Sit right down. I insist! By George, you must do it! [CYNTHIA
_moves to the chair drawn up to the table, and sits down._
CYNTHIA. [_Faintly._] I _am_ hungry.
JOHN. Just wait a moment.
[JOHN _rushes out, leaving the door open._
CYNTHIA. I don't want more than a nibble! [_After a pause._] I am
sorry to give you so much trouble.
JOHN. No trouble at all. [_From the dining-room comes the cheerful
noise of glasses and silver._] A hansom, of course, to take you round
to your hotel? [_Speaking as he returns with a tray._
CYNTHIA. [_To herself._] I wonder how I ever dreamed I could marry
that man.
JOHN. [_Now by the table._] Can't imagine! There!
CYNTHIA. I am hungry. Don't forget the hansom.
[_She eats; he waits on her, setting this and that before
her._
JOHN. [_Goes to the door, opens it and calls._] Nogam, a hansom at
once.
NOGAM. [_From without._] Yes, sir.
JOHN. [_Again at the table, shows, and from now on continues to show,
his true feelings for her._] How does it go?
CYNTHIA. [_Faintly._] It goes all right. Thanks!
[_Hardly eating at all._
JOHN. You always used to like anchovy. [CYNTHIA _nods and eats._]
Claret? [CYNTHIA _shakes her head._] Oh, but you must!
CYNTHIA. [_Tremulously._] Ever so little. [_He fills her glass and
then his._] Thanks!
JOHN. Here's to old times! [_Raising his glass._
CYNTHIA. [_Very tremulous._] Please not!
JOHN. Well, here's to your next husband.
CYNTHIA. [_Very tenderly._] Don't!
JOHN. Oh, well, then, what shall the toast be?
CYNTHIA. I'll tell you-- [_After a pause._] you can drink to the
relation I am to you!
JOHN. [_Laughing._] Well--what relation are you?
CYNTHIA. I'm your first wife once removed!
JOHN. [_Laughing, drinks._] I say, you're feeling better.
CYNTHIA. Lots.
JOHN. [_Reminiscent._] It's a good deal like those mornings after the
races--isn't it?
CYNTHIA. [_Nods._] Yes. [_Half-rising._] Is that the hansom?
JOHN. [_Going up to the window._] No.
CYNTHIA. [_Sitting down again._] What is that sound?
JOHN. Don't you remember?
CYNTHIA. No.
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