‘I turned it over in my mind while I drank my brandy-and-water (looking
pretty sharp at the letter the while), but I couldn’t see my way out of
it at all. I tried to get lodgings in the house, but there had been a
horse-fair, or something of that sort, and it was full. I was obliged to
put up somewhere else, but I came backwards and forwards to the bar for a
couple of days, and there was the letter always behind the glass. At
last I thought I’d write a letter to Mr. Pigeon myself, and see what that
would do. So I wrote one, and posted it, but I purposely addressed it,
Mr. John Pigeon, instead of Mr. Thomas Pigeon, to see what that would do.
In the morning (a very wet morning it was) I watched the postman down the
street, and cut into the bar, just before he reached the Warwick Arms.
In he came presently with my letter. “Is there a Mr. John Pigeon staying
here?” “No!—stop a bit though,” says the barmaid; and she took down the
letter behind the glass. “No,” says she, “it’s Thomas, and he is not
staying here. Would you do me a favour, and post this for me, as it is
so wet?” The postman said Yes; she folded it in another envelope,
directed it, and gave it him. He put it in his hat, and away he went.
‘I had no difficulty in finding out the direction of that letter. It was
addressed Mr. Thomas Pigeon, Post Office, R—, Northamptonshire, to be
left till called for. Off I started directly for R—; I said the same at
the Post Office there, as I had said at B—; and again I waited three days
before anybody came. At last another chap on horseback came. “Any
letters for Mr. Thomas Pigeon?” “Where do you come from?” “New Inn,
near R—.” He got the letter, and away he went at a canter.
‘I made my inquiries about the New Inn, near R—, and hearing it was a
solitary sort of house, a little in the horse line, about a couple of
miles from the station, I thought I’d go and have a look at it. I found
it what it had been described, and sauntered in, to look about me. The
landlady was in the bar, and I was trying to get into conversation with
her; asked her how business was, and spoke about the wet weather, and so
on; when I saw, through an open door, three men sitting by the fire in a
sort of parlour, or kitchen; and one of those men, according to the
description I had of him, was Tally-ho Thompson!
‘I went and sat down among ’em, and tried to make things agreeable; but
they were very shy—wouldn’t talk at all—looked at me, and at one another,
in a way quite the reverse of sociable. I reckoned ’em up, and finding
that they were all three bigger men than me, and considering that their
looks were ugly—that it was a lonely place—railroad station two miles
off—and night coming on—thought I couldn’t do better than have a drop of
brandy-and-water to keep my courage up. So I called for my
brandy-and-water; and as I was sitting drinking it by the fire, Thompson
got up and went out.
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