Inspector Field is the bustling speaker. Inspector Field’s eye is the
roving eye that searches every corner of the cellar as he talks.
Inspector Field’s hand is the well-known hand that has collared half the
people here, and motioned their brothers, sisters, fathers, mothers, male
and female friends, inexorably to New South Wales. Yet Inspector Field
stands in this den, the Sultan of the place. Every thief here cowers
before him, like a schoolboy before his schoolmaster. All watch him, all
answer when addressed, all laugh at his jokes, all seek to propitiate
him. This cellar company alone—to say nothing of the crowd surrounding
the entrance from the street above, and making the steps shine with
eyes—is strong enough to murder us all, and willing enough to do it; but,
let Inspector Field have a mind to pick out one thief here, and take him;
let him produce that ghostly truncheon from his pocket, and say, with his
business-air, ‘My lad, I want you!’ and all Rats’ Castle shall be
stricken with paralysis, and not a finger move against him, as he fits
the handcuffs on!
Where’s the Earl of Warwick?—Here he is, Mr. Field! Here’s the Earl of
Warwick, Mr. Field!—O there you are, my Lord. Come for’ard. There’s a
chest, sir, not to have a clean shirt on. An’t it? Take your hat off,
my Lord. Why, I should be ashamed if I was you—and an Earl, too—to show
myself to a gentleman with my hat on!—The Earl of Warwick laughs and
uncovers. All the company laugh. One pickpocket, especially, laughs
with great enthusiasm. O what a jolly game it is, when Mr. Field comes
down—and don’t want nobody!
So, you are here, too, are you, you tall, grey, soldierly-looking, grave
man, standing by the fire?—Yes, sir. Good evening, Mr. Field!—Let us
see. You lived servant to a nobleman once?—Yes, Mr. Field.—And what is
it you do now; I forget?—Well, Mr. Field, I job about as well as I can.
I left my employment on account of delicate health. The family is still
kind to me. Mr. Wix of Piccadilly is also very kind to me when I am hard
up. Likewise Mr. Nix of Oxford Street. I get a trifle from them
occasionally, and rub on as well as I can, Mr. Field. Mr. Field’s eye
rolls enjoyingly, for this man is a notorious begging-letter writer.—Good
night, my lads!—Good night, Mr. Field, and thank’ee, sir!
Clear the street here, half a thousand of you! Cut it, Mrs. Stalker—none
of that—we don’t want you! Rogers of the flaming eye, lead on to the
tramps’ lodging-house!
A dream of baleful faces attends to the door. Now, stand back all of
you! In the rear Detective Sergeant plants himself, composedly
whistling, with his strong right arm across the narrow passage. Mrs.
Stalker, I am something’d that need not be written here, if you won’t get
yourself into trouble, in about half a minute, if I see that face of
yours again!
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