Well, my lads! How are you to-night, my lads? Playing cards here, eh?
Who wins?—Why, Mr. Field, I, the sulky gentleman with the damp flat
side-curls, rubbing my bleared eye with the end of my neckerchief which
is like a dirty eel-skin, am losing just at present, but I suppose I must
take my pipe out of my mouth, and be submissive to _you_—I hope I see you
well, Mr. Field?—Aye, all right, my lad. Deputy, who have you got
up-stairs? Be pleased to show the rooms!
Why Deputy, Inspector Field can’t say. He only knows that the man who
takes care of the beds and lodgers is always called so. Steady, O
Deputy, with the flaring candle in the blacking-bottle, for this is a
slushy back-yard, and the wooden staircase outside the house creaks and
has holes in it.
Again, in these confined intolerable rooms, burrowed out like the holes
of rats or the nests of insect-vermin, but fuller of intolerable smells,
are crowds of sleepers, each on his foul truckle-bed coiled up beneath a
rug. Holloa here! Come! Let us see you! Show your face! Pilot Parker
goes from bed to bed and turns their slumbering heads towards us, as a
salesman might turn sheep. Some wake up with an execration and a
threat.—What! who spoke? O! If it’s the accursed glaring eye that fixes
me, go where I will, I am helpless. Here! I sit up to be looked at. Is
it me you want? Not you, lie down again! and I lie down, with a woful
growl.
Whenever the turning lane of light becomes stationary for a moment, some
sleeper appears at the end of it, submits himself to be scrutinised, and
fades away into the darkness.
There should be strange dreams here, Deputy. They sleep sound enough,
says Deputy, taking the candle out of the blacking-bottle, snuffing it
with his fingers, throwing the snuff into the bottle, and corking it up
with the candle; that’s all _I_ know. What is the inscription, Deputy,
on all the discoloured sheets? A precaution against loss of linen.
Deputy turns down the rug of an unoccupied bed and discloses it. STOP
THIEF!
To lie at night, wrapped in the legend of my slinking life; to take the
cry that pursues me, waking, to my breast in sleep; to have it staring at
me, and clamouring for me, as soon as consciousness returns; to have it
for my first-foot on New-Year’s day, my Valentine, my Birthday salute, my
Christmas greeting, my parting with the old year. STOP THIEF!
And to know that I _must_ be stopped, come what will. To know that I am
no match for this individual energy and keenness, or this organised and
steady system! Come across the street, here, and, entering by a little
shop and yard, examine these intricate passages and doors, contrived for
escape, flapping and counter-flapping, like the lids of the conjurer’s
boxes. But what avail they? Who gets in by a nod, and shows their
secret working to us? Inspector Field.
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