The most intense emotion now prevailed. Several members clustered in
remonstrance round the Captain, and several round Mr. Tiddypot; but, both
were obdurate. Mr. Chib then presented himself amid tremendous cheering,
and said, that not to shrink from the discharge of his painful duty, he
must now move that both honourable gentlemen be taken into custody by the
beadle, and conveyed to the nearest police-office, there to be held to
bail. The union of parties still continuing, the motion was seconded by
Mr. Wigsby—on all usual occasions Mr. Chib’s opponent—and rapturously
carried with only one dissentient voice. This was Dogginson’s, who said
from his place ‘Let ’em fight it out with fistes;’ but whose coarse
remark was received as it merited.
The beadle now advanced along the floor of the Vestry, and beckoned with
his cocked hat to both members. Every breath was suspended. To say that
a pin might have been heard to fall, would be feebly to express the
all-absorbing interest and silence. Suddenly, enthusiastic cheering
broke out from every side of the Vestry. Captain Banger had risen—being,
in fact, pulled up by a friend on either side, and poked up by a friend
behind.
The Captain said, in a deep determined voice, that he had every respect
for that Vestry and every respect for that chair; that he also respected
the honourable gentleman of Gumpton House; but, that he respected his
honour more. Hereupon the Captain sat down, leaving the whole Vestry
much affected. Mr. Tiddypot instantly rose, and was received with the
same encouragement. He likewise said—and the exquisite art of this
orator communicated to the observation an air of freshness and
novelty—that he too had every respect for that Vestry; that he too had
every respect for that chair. That he too respected the honourable and
gallant gentleman of Wilderness Walk; but, that he too respected his
honour more. ‘Hows’ever,’ added the distinguished Vestryman, ‘if the
honourable and gallant gentleman’s honour is never more doubted and
damaged than it is by me, he’s all right.’ Captain Banger immediately
started up again, and said that after those observations, involving as
they did ample concession to his honour without compromising the honour
of the honourable gentleman, he would be wanting in honour as well as in
generosity, if he did not at once repudiate all intention of wounding the
honour of the honourable gentleman, or saying anything dishonourable to
his honourable feelings. These observations were repeatedly interrupted
by bursts of cheers. Mr. Tiddypot retorted that he well knew the spirit
of honour by which the honourable and gallant gentleman was so honourably
animated, and that he accepted an honourable explanation, offered in a
way that did him honour; but, he trusted that the Vestry would consider
that his (Mr. Tiddypot’s) honour had imperatively demanded of him that
painful course which he had felt it due to his honour to adopt. The
Captain and Mr.
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