There is a dreamy pleasure in this flying. I wonder where it was, and
when it was, that we exploded, blew into space somehow, a Parliamentary
Train, with a crowd of heads and faces looking at us out of cages, and
some hats waving. Monied Interest says it was at Reigate Station.
Expounds to Mystery how Reigate Station is so many miles from London,
which Mystery again develops to Compact Enchantress. There might be
neither a Reigate nor a London for me, as I fly away among the Kentish
hops and harvest. What do _I_ care?
Bang! We have let another Station off, and fly away regardless.
Everything is flying. The hop-gardens turn gracefully towards me,
presenting regular avenues of hops in rapid flight, then whirl away. So
do the pools and rushes, haystacks, sheep, clover in full bloom delicious
to the sight and smell, corn-sheaves, cherry-orchards, apple-orchards,
reapers, gleaners, hedges, gates, fields that taper off into little
angular corners, cottages, gardens, now and then a church. Bang, bang!
A double-barrelled Station! Now a wood, now a bridge, now a landscape,
now a cutting, now a—Bang! a single-barrelled Station—there was a
cricket-match somewhere with two white tents, and then four flying cows,
then turnips—now the wires of the electric telegraph are all alive, and
spin, and blurr their edges, and go up and down, and make the intervals
between each other most irregular: contracting and expanding in the
strangest manner. Now we slacken. With a screwing, and a grinding, and
a smell of water thrown on ashes, now we stop!
Demented Traveller, who has been for two or three minutes watchful,
clutches his great-coats, plunges at the door, rattles it, cries ‘Hi!’
eager to embark on board of impossible packets, far inland. Collected
Guard appears. ‘Are you for Tunbridge, sir?’ ‘Tunbridge? No. Paris.’
‘Plenty of time, sir. No hurry. Five minutes here, sir, for
refreshment.’ I am so blest (anticipating Zamiel, by half a second) as
to procure a glass of water for Compact Enchantress.
Who would suppose we had been flying at such a rate, and shall take wing
again directly? Refreshment-room full, platform full, porter with
watering-pot deliberately cooling a hot wheel, another porter with equal
deliberation helping the rest of the wheels bountifully to ice cream.
Monied Interest and I re-entering the carriage first, and being there
alone, he intimates to me that the French are ‘no go’ as a Nation. I ask
why? He says, that Reign of Terror of theirs was quite enough. I
ventured to inquire whether he remembers anything that preceded said
Reign of Terror? He says not particularly. ‘Because,’ I remark, ‘the
harvest that is reaped, has sometimes been sown.’ Monied Interest
repeats, as quite enough for him, that the French are revolutionary,—‘and
always at it.’
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